#my special posts

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i’ve watched like six animes and for the longest time I thought one of these was a fanon genderswap of the other and i had no idea which was which

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the only deltarune theory i will die on is that the reason there’s so many zapper in chapter 3’s dark world despite most tv’s only needing one remote is because kris made a hobby of stealing tv remotes from other people’s houses and hid them under the couch

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i love roathe. he’s annoying in all the right ways. he’s the devil from the bible and a trickster god and a living lore dump. i even think he’s hot. i cannot ship him with my drifter. “But you can fix him” i’m going to fix him by taking him to the pound. he is miss warframe’s custom made blorbo and honestly good for her. i cannot make my avatar fuck him. he needs to be sprayed with a hose like a dirty dog and NOT in a sexual way. i will fujo out in my mind palace but never in game. fuck him but also dont fuck him.

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i think whatever insane plot point comes next, it’s gonna be really hard for warframe to top that one time a CEO/cult leader fatally injured an orphan child over a comic book and the player had to do increasingly rad skateboard tricks to help them

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whenever a satanist depicts baphomet without its tits a demon loses their horns. let them thangs swang, for satan’s sake

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tbh if i could use transference i would all the fuckin time. im a cup now. i’m rolling at you with malice. now i’m a cat. mew mew. then i hop out the cat and become pure energy and return to the stars.

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amir finding out how many spoons he can stick to aoi’s face while she’s taking a nap

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phasmophobia really has rewritten my brain chemistry. heard a cat making Noises™ in the dark and my first thought was “that was just an event”