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some favorites for y'all's various uses

whats a stereotype for your country that you absolutely do. mine is that i unironically go "eh" and apologize a lot and i often drink maple syrup straight

asteroidtroglodyte

The grip that Burger & Big Drink has on the American People cannot be overstated

#I just ate some lemon pepper wings and drank possibly half a gallon of sweet tea #yes #I do have high cholesterol #the best thing about this country #fat fuck nation #affectionately

nae-nae-supreme

when someone mentions HOES with ARMPIT HAIR

jame7t

its 10 AM on a weekday .

balaclava-trismegistus

Isn't there an industrial boiler you're supposed to be maintaining

nae-nae-supreme

I must find...the HOES.

,whatever it takes

gar-wafflez

zamn

gar-wafflez

Zamn faster

psalidodont

The Penumbral nightmare, or previously known as the Grinning spectre. A fierce beast that lurks amongst the darkness like a phantom and preys on those who fall for its striking, light blue and teal patterns. It hosts bioluminescent bacteria on special patches of its skin, teeth, and even bones. This monstrous creature can pop its jaw open for intimidation displays, and its lack of firepower is made up for the use of a very corrosive, foul smelling gel that is ejected from its throat. This dragon hunts small cetaceans, large fish and Hunterfolk. Smaller dragons too will succumb to its jaws. timelapse

#inspiration

drawloverlala

Noelle and Marcille 🥰

#inspiration

briscal

pankendev

i like to order a lot of various evil import shit online and then spend the next week eating various evil import shit

pankendev

currently trying

pankendev

i think more things should be illegal

divinecaprine

my partner got some of these and they were so disgusting that she couldn’t last a single minute before spitting it out. We had to throw the bag away in the outside trash can because it smelled so nasty it was upsetting the stomach of our friend who didn’t even try one. Actual biohazard.