#my thinking thoughts

[thinkingstoned]

this was shortly after i turned them down on marriage (which was immediately after debating sacrificing them to open a door)

[thinkingstoned]

LMAO i forgot i sent thiis in the diiscords welcome home channell earlier lfknjfdg,mfdgj

[thinkingstoned]

ok no joke thinking 'alas. i am but a rat, nay, 3 rats in a trenchcoat, how can i be expected to do human tasks...'

and then thinking 'sure. but your cover dude...'

*nodding, getting up* 'youre so right. my rat cover. i must go...'

[thinkingstoned]

whhen youre not 100% ssure u dontn have to piss again before goingn to bed becauuse, come on, you just did not very long ago at all, and the blankets are cozy an-

THIS IS TGE DEVIL TALKING

DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES ACCEPF ITS WORDS AS NON FICTION YOU WILL BE AWAKENED ALL NIIGHT FOR WANT OF YE OLDE TOILET BUT OHSO SLEEPY AND UNABLE AND DOOMED TO A RESTLESS FIT OF A NIGHTS SLWEP DO NOT

[thinkingstoned]

he/him? nah. silly/goose

agaf ... assiigned gender at farm

[thinkingstoned]

men rly be out hhere commenting on a post "wow, *says the exact thiing the post is showcasiing/implying/etc*, dont you thiink?"

yes......yes that is-thAt is why the post iis- thats-?????

[doomsdayartificer]

If the human capacity for stupidity is infinite, then it stands to reason that the inverse should also be true.

Alas, it is far easier to be stupid than it is to be smart.

[thinkingstoned]

..ok so we have jeopardy/other sorts of knowledge/quiz shhows right so what im saying is in a fantasy setting where there are riddle telling mythhical creatures like sphynx’ maybe trolls/wiizaards/etc we would be televising the shit out of that

there would be people dedicating theiir lives to undertsanding the “Humor” and inner workings of differennt creatures types of riddlles and go on tour to places famous for theiir clever-quipped-having beasts and have a littlle guy with bells on his haat and shoes skip up and down the crowd of growing people chaarging coin to wiitness the Great Daryl put is lifes work to the ttest and see how good hhe really is