#my vld stuff

[cellophanta]

lance can turn out a battle strategy on a moment’s notice but can’t win at tic tac toe and that’s so valid

[miraclesmara]

Has anyone else noticed that the starting five Kyurangers have the same colors as Voltron? Not only that, there's also: space mechas, yellow is a chef, green is the only girl (and also the shortest) amongst the five, red and blue are often shipped together, there's probably some others that I missed. Why hasn't anyone done a crossover between these two yet?

[cellophanta]

anyway i love that keith is autistic and i love that fellow autistic people love that he’s autistic and i love fellow autistic people and that’s the truth!!!

[cellophanta]

Venn Diagram

read it here: http://archiveofourown.org/works/12470752

Words:  6481 Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Voltron: Legendary Defender Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Keith & Shiro (Voltron) Characters: Keith (Voltron) Additional Tags: Pre-Canon, Autistic Keith (Voltron), POV Keith (Voltron), Fluff and Angst, Cats, Underage Drinking, Loneliness, Unfortunate Names for Domesticated Animals

Summary:

Pressing his lips together in annoyance, Keith looked up at the cat again.

The cat looked back at him.

“Fine,” Keith said, closing his book. “I’ll call you Ian. Okay? Happy now?”

The cat did not respond.

* * * * *

Keith's year alone in the desert wasn't actually as lonely as one might think.

[cellophanta]

honk honk its hance time

best friends since literal birth. since before birth. their moms were friends before they were born

so many embarrassing baby photos of the two of them in matching halloween costumes e.g. as woody and jessie from toy story

so many videos of them as little kids playing in hunk’s backyard, pretending to be explorers on a new planet

so many pictures of them at important events in each others’ lives (hunk at lance’s mom’s wedding, lance at hunk’s first piano recital, and of course hundreds of pictures of them at school dances, family vacations, award ceremonies)

also they “got married” at age 6 in lance’s bedroom and they both have photos from the wedding saved on their phones

hunk: [hyperfocusing] lance: [drawing hearts on post-it notes and slowly covering hunk’s back with them]

lance is chronically unable to not talk about hunk. doesn’t matter what he’s talking about, he will somehow relate it back to something hunk has said or done

pidge plays a game where she’ll bring up the most absurdly specific and obscure topic of conversation that she can think of with lance, and time how long it takes for him to start talking about hunk

his longest record is forty-eight seconds

lance: [takes hunk’s hands from behind, makes him dance]

both like to stim by making noise & like to copy each others’ noises

they will be sitting in the same room, working on separate projects, saying “bleep bleep bloop” back and forth to each other

they’re also the Spontaneous Harmonizing couple

hunk: [picks up lance when he’s in the middle of talking and just. holds]

lance continues talking almost as if he doesn’t notice

lance when hunk is being needy: ugh god hunk you’re driving me crazy, why am i even dating you hunk: ok let me just remind you that i, hunk, bore earthly witness to your real actual middle school scene phase, i was there, in the trenches, on the front lines, and i still had a crush on you so you don’t get to complain about anything i do literally ever

can smell each others’ meltdowns coming a fucking mile away

if one is ever hyperfocusing to the point that it’s sort of Bad the other will just. come over and take his hands and say “ok you’re done with this for now” and take him to get some food goo

lance loves when hunk lays on top of him it’s like he’s under a big ol rock and he feels safe and grounded

hunk when lance does something cool: [yelling] THAT’S MY HUSBAND

[cellophanta]

:o :o :o hi!!! this might be a lil weird but i was reading your autistic keith hc's and i was rly struck by the whole eating grapes in pairs thing, because i do that with certain foods and had never heard of other ppl doing it!!! i'm not autistic (to my knowledge) but i have some ocd/sensory processing issues that overlap a lot symptom wise and !!! wow! just wanted to say that it was exciting to see something of myself in ur hc :)

AHHHH this is such a wonderful and sweet message to hear,, i love hearing that people have things in common with my headcanons, especially my ND headcanons. thank you for this message, it really made me happy <3

[cellophanta]

i got tagged by @lancesexual thank u my love <3

post the most recent line you’ve written, and tag someone else!

“Selena flew in from California on a weekend. His mom was pissed. Lance smiled about it, though, imagining what she must’ve said to all her friends at the agency—Sorry, guys, I gotta go back to Florida. Yeah, it’s an emergency. My little brother came back from the dead.“

and i think i’ll tag @s-tover and @dwreed if either of y’all wanna hop in on this

[cellophanta]

pidge headcanon power-hour

knows ASL, because her brother matt goes nonverbal sometimes

WILL lose her glasses when they’re sitting on top of her goddamn head

mashes together curse words to create what the rest of the team calls “pidgeisms”

“son of a rollicking motherfuck”, “shut up, assdick”, “you little hot pocket of ballshit”

normally hunk is the kind of person that scolds ppl for their language but his reaction to pidgeisms is always just “wait, what”

plays with hair ties & accidentally flings them across the room

hunk: [bends down to examine a hair tie in the hall] she’s been here.......

has defo hit shiro in the face with a hair tie when he was in the middle of explaining a mission

lance: [excited bouncing] pidge: [excited flapping]

can’t fucking spell for shit

her hair is a sentient beast, it just......... eats barrettes, and destroys hair ties, and breaks combs. no hair accessory is safe

one time one of the mice took a nap on her head while she was programming something, and it took coran, allura, and hunk’s combined efforts to wrestle the fucking thing out of her tangles later

uses science as a justification for pretty much everything

[draws on keith’s face as he naps in the common room] no hunk it’s fine, this is for a social experiment

[hogs the bathroom] excuse me i’m doing SCIENCE in here

[fucks up something on a mission] ..........ah, yes, my hypothesis was, um...... incorrect

pidge: god, lance never knows when to shut up and hunk’s anxious twittering drives me crazy. and i can’t stand how keith never thinks stuff through, he just acts. someone: wow that sounds awful, i’d hate to have to deal with that pidge: .............now hold on what the fuck are you implying? deal with that? i’ll have you know my friends are some of the most incredible people in the world and if you ever say anything bad about them--