#myaothcs

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Modern!Levi always carries hand sanitizer on him. There's one in his workout bag- often thrown over his shoulder- another in the center console of his car -which he makes everyone use before they touch anything inside- but there's always one dangling from his hip. Connected to his belt loop with a little carabiner, it bounces cutely by the flare of his hip with every step.  It's plain, just a generic well-worn grey casing that he can easily swap a new bottle in and out of -and he does so often. Its plain, that is, until you buy him a new one. Bright and colorful, it's a little bit of you dangling off of his hip.

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Quick Levi’s Morning routine Headcannons:

All of the scouts are woken up at sunrise during weekdays, weekends are their days off. Levi ‘wakes up’ an hour before everyone else if not earlier. Whenever he decides to give up on getting any more sleep for the night.

The scouts are provided with soft and comfy sleep clothes, just some plain standard issue cotton shirts and pants. Levi ‘sleeps’ in these, if only to swap out of his uniform for a bit

Since he sleeps in his desk chair, his bed is never a mess to clean up in the morning. Though, if he’d have used it he’d immediately fix it up into perfect military corners.

First thing, Levi trims up his undercut in the mirror, cleaning up all of the stray bits left in the sink immediately

Next up is a shower -one before and after bed- quick and meticulous, there isn’t even heat to bask in anyways.

While he heats up water for his tea, Levi brushes his teeth with the standard issue mint toothpaste. Everything in his routine is fine tuned for efficiency and speed.

His morning cup of black tea -sometimes cups- is drank quick and hot. Still, this is the one time in the morning that he allows himself to sit and enjoy the beverage, looking out the window at the barely rising sun.

Uniform goes on fast, though the process still takes several minutes. He combs his -already dry- hair quickly in the mirror of his bathroom before leaving to start his day before anyone else is even up.

Long morning jog. The scouts all have morning PT, divided to train as squads, but Levi runs and works out in the morning in addition. The exercise helps clear his head a bit, unfog his brain from the lingering bleary-eyed exhaustion. Sometimes it even manages to chase away the nightmares.

Not even sweaty from the exercise, Levi then finally joins the rest of the scouts as they wake up for breakfast in the dining hall. He sits in his usual spot and his friends just gather around him without prompting every morning.

Levi doesn’t eat much, he’s never been much of an eater, so he mostly just munches on the breakfast rations and drinks yet another cup of tea, nodding along to the conversation.

Then it’s off to morning PT with his squad, just as the sun rises fully into the sky.

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Tay, what stupid item would the AOT characters order from online pickup that would make you roll your eyes?

The fact that I have both a Jaeger and an Ackerman that regularly order from my store lmao.

This sort of became what I think they’d order period lol.

Mikasa: Weight lifting equipment and accessories. She’s one of those people that orders the 40 lbs or more weights that threaten the integrity of our carts the entire time we haul it across the store. 💪🏻

Armin: Hmm. I don’t think I’d really roll my eyes at anything he ordered, but we’d probably be out of most of his stuff. I feel like he’d eat organic and super healthy and I always feel bad when we’re out of that stuff. 🍲

Eren: Chips. Just all of the junk food. Cookies, Doritos and Soda. There’s always be a video game mixed in too. There wouldn’t be a single healthy item in the mix. 🍪

Jean: 60+ bananas. Very confusing, but really he’s just making smoothies and freezing them for breakfast. He gets a ton of strawberries and Kale too! 🍌

Connie: I like to think of the modern version of him as an up and coming YouTuber/TikToker, so he’d always just get a ton of trendy stuff. At one point there is just so many slime packages and giant gallon bottles of glue and glitter. ✨

Sasha: She doesn’t get anything particularly outrageous, but orders three times a week and it’s a lot of food. A lot. We just assume she’s in a giant family, but still it’s a lot and often.

Erwin: I highly doubt he’d use pickup, I just think he’d be so bad with technology and would probably enjoy walking around the store. If he did the order would just be tiny, probably only a few food items (a lot of yogurt, I think he’d like yogurt) and a bunch of History, How To or Self Help Books. Maybe some romances, I low key see him into them. 📚

Hange: Rope and duct tape. We’re all very concerned that the order is just that, but in reality it’s actually not what we’re thinking. They’re actually doing a project for science, but it certainly raises some eyebrows. Also A LOT of coffee.

Levi: I see him as super picky and very stingy, so I don’t really see him as shopping at Walmart. If he did I think he’d do it in person and aim for anything that’s clearanced, especially the meats. He definitely wouldn’t like any of our tea, he’d go for the fancier loose leaf stuff. Maybe he’d order sewing supplies and a lot of crafty fix-it-at-home stuff, but I think his orders would mostly blend in. 🧵 🪡

Reiner: Those giant jugs of protein powder and very often. He’d get the weirder flavors too, like the sour patch kids ones. Every once and awhile he throws in a cute kids outfit (it’s for his niece Gabi) and we’re all confused by the juxtaposition.

Historia: She’d probably order all her bras and panties online because she feels embarrassed shopping for them in person.

Ymir: All the food she orders is super spicy 🌶️ Gets the ghost pepper flavors of hot sauce.

Moblit: My store doesn’t sell alcohol, but if we did, that. Also Death Wish coffee 💀

Porco: A lot of hair gel and axe body spray

Pieck: She gets all the seasonal plush blankets for every holiday. Like every variation for Halloween, Christmas, Thanksgiving, etc. Just hoards all the blankets.

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Hewo Tay ❤️💖 hope you're having a great day

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If you had to headcanon the aot charas from states, where would they be from and why [are you basing it off their vibe/ or canon personalities?]

Okay some of them actually stumped me for a bit, but here we go!! I mostly went with ~vibe~ from staring at a Map of the US!!

Levi: He strikes me as a northern city boy, braving tough streets and dreary weather. I’d say he’d be a New Yorker or maybe from Illinois! Could even be New Jersey! Somewhere with rough streets and gangs! Imagine him with a cute accent!!

Erwin: A sun-kissed country boy! Not too far from a bigger city, but he definitely grew up around farms! I don’t think he’d be too far south, but definitely spent most of his youth bailing hay at one of the farms for some extra cash! That’s how he’s so beefy!! I’d say he’s either from Missouri or one of the Virginias!!

Hange: This one’s difficult, but I picture them as a country bumpkin from the Deep South, maybe Florida, but they move to California as soon as they’re old enough to be independent!! Basically running away from home!! They want a new experience!! And people are so much more accepting there!!

Eren, Armin, Mikasa: These three grew up together, so I have to do them as a group!! I picture them growing up in a city, but not somewhere nearly as rough as Levi. Somewhere with nice suburbs, a good school district and a community library!! But also somewhere with forests and hills to adventure in!! I’d say somewhere in Pennsylvania!! (Also so Armin can not have seen the ocean, but desperately want to)

Connie: FLORIDA!! Some of the most hilarious people I’ve ever met have been from Florida!! He definitely grew up near the coast taunting those weird little lizards that are everywhere!

Sasha: You know she’s a country girl!! Grew up on a farm, no where near a big city! I’d say Nebraska!! She strikes me as a farm girl, but also the type to have dealt with hard winters!

Jean: He pretends to be a big city boy, but he actually grew up in the middle of nowhere. It wasn’t really farm lands, just emptiness and his tiny little home town. I’d say Michigan!!

Reiner: For some reason I’m picturing him somewhere far north, where it gets really cold during the winter. He’s so sturdy he’s completely resilient to the cold weather!! I’d say Maine or Vermont!

Zeke: He grew up in a big city for sure, but somewhere not far from the coast!! I picture him as some-what of a warm weather boy, so maybe one of the Carolinas?

Miche: Same as Erwin!! The farm he worked on was owned by Miche’s family so they became friends!!

Onyonkapon: I want to hear him with a cute Mississippi accent so bad, so I’m saying there for only that reason!!

Moblit: California!!! They meet Hange there!! He’s socially anxious so he spends a lot of time at the beach, casually drawing people as they pass and the shifting environment!! He can surf!!

Gabi and Falco (and Colt): These two grew up together too!! Somewhere with nicer suburbs and near a relatively large city, but they live more on the outskirts!! Somewhere relatively close to Reiner too! I’d say Massachusetts!!

Floch: Ohio.

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Levi never sleeps much, insomnia has always been the one constant in his life. As a captain he’s earned the right to his own bedroom, the small personal space connected to his office in the far back corner. It even comes with its own bathroom, one perk that he’s very thankful for.

The beds unnecessary, though. He’s always just slept in his desk chair. It’s comfortable enough for the two or three hours of sleep he usually manages a night. It just doesn’t seem worth it to rumple his bed sheets for a few scant hours of relaxation. Not that he ever really relaxes.

Things are different now, though. Since he met you. You love to cuddle, burying your face into his chest. You tend to run cold, your chilly feet are shocking when they first press against his own. Levi runs warm, or so you’ve told him. Probably a result of his muscle mass, he’s rarely been cold unless it’s deep winter. It’s not something he’s ever really thought about, but he’s thankful for it now.

Your eyelids twitch and shift under his gaze, eyes tracking a dream he can’t see. Soft breaths puffing against his sternum, your chest rising to press against his own in a steady rhythm. Your legs are twisted with his own, the once untouched bed sheets now tangled around the limbs.

Carding his fingers through your hair, you murmer at the soft touch, nuzzling your face further against his chest. The sight brings an odd excited buzz to his chest, his heart swelling as you press yourself further into his embrace. It’s worth it, he thinks as his eyes start to feel heavy; something that’s always seemed nearly impossible. Having you happily dozing against him is worth far more than messing up his bed sheets. Levi never sleeps much, but things are different with you cuddling up against him.

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could you do “aot characters get their wisdom teeth removed” headcannons?

this might seem like a weird request, but it’s been at the back of mind lately 🌚

thank you! ❤️

Okay so I’ve thought about this at work for a couple days and here’s what I have:

Historia: Cries. Just hardcore sobs about everything and everything. Everyone’s just been so nice!!! And her mouth hurts and she’s so sleepy!! She thanks everyone, the nurses, random passersby’s on the street, Ymir who’s driving her, all while sobbing hysterically. Once she gets home she cries into her cats fur repeating the word soft.

Ymir: Deliriously brags about her girlfriend to anyone and everyone, including Historia.

Connie: Having seen the hilarious videos of people post surgery, he has Sasha ready with a camera to catch his hilarity. Theres absolutely no doubt in his mind that he won’t be a riot, he’s even hyped up his TikTok followers. Instead he’s just so swollen and tired he just sleeps the entire time. He’s devastated.

Sasha: An absolute champ. Doesn’t even tell anyone that she had surgery that morning, meets the entire friend group for dinner later that evening. Just eats and eats unbothered, her friends are only concerned once she has to swipe away some blood. She just shrugs it off and eats a second serving of chips. (I had a friend do this. SHE DROVE THERE AND EVERYTHING)

Jean: Acts all tough but is genuinely scared of the surgery and has his mom take him for comfort. Has a bit of a panic just as he goes under, but just wakes up groggy and a bit sore. He whines a lot afterward, despite talking big game.

Armin: An absolute light weight. The doctors were even surprised by how fast he went under. The entire ride home is just silence. Doesn’t even make it to his room, just collapses on the couch. The pain meds have him pretty much out like a light for most of the day, though he somehow manages to get a ton of books next to him, most of them on him.

Mikasa: A tank. Unbothered, doesn’t mention the surgery to anyone. Follows the correct diet and actually eats soft foods and drinks soups for a couple days, but it’s really not a big deal. She doesn’t even bruise, but does try to go back to school too soon.

Eren: Whines. Hardcore. Swells up and bruises like crazy. He has to drink nothing but broth for days. Calls and texts Mikasa and Armin way too many times during school hours to complain, both about the pain and not being there with them. Borderline demands that they come over and comfort him after school. Tells Jean it was nothing.

Hange: Goofy x 1000. Very confused about what’s going on and where they are, asks a lot of questions and tries to get the gauze out of their mouth way too soon. Spends the car ride home with their head out of the window because the cool breeze helps with the pain. Takes out their own stitches. (This was me)

Erwin: Wants to go back to work!! Now!! He’s totally fine (he’s not) and stubbornly refuses to take the pain meds because he’s fine (he’s not). The entire car ride home is him insisting to be driven to work. Has to be physically restrained in order to be kept from his desk.

Levi: Suffers in silence. He’s a real big baby about the pain and the swelling, but doesn’t say anything to anyone. Chubby chubby cheeks 💕Refuses to take the meds at first but eventually concedes. On the way home the entire squad is packed in to the car, which confuses and upsets him because he thought it’d just be Erwin and Hange. All the kids are pointing cameras in his face expecting something hilarious, but he’s just super tired :(( He just wants to sleep :(( Once they’ve all settled down he starts muttering nonsense about tea flavors and brands of bleach.

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Modern Erwin still uses YOLO 100% seriously and completely genuinely, even to this day. He isn’t the least bit aware that it’s dated and cringy

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Animals absolutely love Levi. They just gravitate towards him like he's a grouchy Disney princess. He sits on a bench for two minutes and a bunch of cats are circling around him for pets.

The secret to getting cats to like you is being calm and not making eye contact, both of which Levi does anyways. When he’s in public he ignores the circling cats, pretending to be bothered by their presence. When he’s alone, or thinks he’s out of sight, he’ll stop to give all of them soft pats on their sweet little heads.

There’s a bunch of them that hang out around the base, helpfully catching any mice that would otherwise cause them problems. He doesn’t name them, doesn’t want to get too attached -though he already is- but he knows each of them by color and pattern, remembers who’s the parent of who. He secretly keeps track of which ones are pregnant, making sure that they get enough food and seem happy and healthy. They like to hang out in the barn alongside the horses, taking advantage of the residual body heat the mares give off. Though he always makes sure the barn is clean as can be, he makes sure to leave some hay out so they can rest warm and comfy in the winters. He’s not sure what he’d do if one of them were injured, doesn’t know how he’d possibly help them, and the thought worries him if he thinks about it too much.