>>. cont’d from here || @myauspacehunter
[★] “ A collector’s item? Really? Do you know the type of people who collect stuff like that, Meow? Perverts -- and if there’s one thing Space Dandy can’t stand is a pervert! There’s nothin’ that gets under my skin more than a slimy creep who objectifies women! Where’s the shame, Meow? That’s someone’s daughter you’re ogling! You make me sick. “
“ Now if you’re done exposin’ yourself as the walkin’ trashcan that I’ve always known you to be, I’m gonna set course for BooBies. Today is Wigglin’ Wednesday! “
Hypocrisy -- thy name is Dandy. As per usual, he had dismissed the Betelgeusian as the constant blackeye that plagued his beloved Aloha Oe; not that he didn’t deserve it every now and then. Paying no mind to his freeloading crewmate, Dandy needlessly navigated his way on the ship’s console, with eager intent as he applied the coordinates to his favorite breastaurant. Though he was seemingly ready to warp, there was a brief pause as he contemplated over the so-called “collector’s item” that he had carelessly thrown away.
Admittedly, he was a little low on his BooBies funds.
“ How much ya reckon that stupid book was worth anyway? My pockets are feelin’ kinda skinny and a couple of Woolongs to fatten them up wouldn’t hurt. “