#mybullcrap

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He was a happy squirrel, until the hookman came and overthrew the kingdom with the murder of the king.

Now, David is the head of the revolution. He will destroy the hookman and save CampCamp kingdom. He's had to leave his naive and optimistic nature behind in these chaotic times but in the end it will all have been worth it.

David longs for the day the hookman dies by his furry little hands. Until then, he will grow his army and wait for the day of reckoning.

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Fallen Hero Rebirth: Shitpost or small fanfic, you decide: Armada's Face Claim

Steel walked into the room and immediately wanted to walk right back out when he saw the movie playing on the screen. "They actually made that thing?"

"This thing-" Armada turned to glare at the Marshall- "is a masterpiece."

"And a classic!" Herald said, stealing the popcorn.

Steel sighed but sat down with the Rangers and the plus one that was Armada. Argent was seated in the corner, but Steel wasn't sure if she was actually watching or just there for the free food.

"They asked you who you wanted to play you, didn't they, Armada?" Steel asked. "I remember that much."

"Yeah, cause the public never got to see this glorious mug," Armada said.

"So who'd you-"

"This is my favorite part!"

Steel scowled at Herald's outburst but looked to the screen. The Charge on screen was freeing Sidestep from under some rubble, swooping him up when he was free.

"I love you," the Charge on screen said, caressing the movie Sidestep's face.

Beside Ortega, Armada let out a loud snort and stole the popcorn back from Herald.

"Okay," movie Sidestep said and reached up, unmasking-

Oh no.

"He chose Betty White," Ortega said.

Armada nodded and smacked Herald's hand as the boy reached for the popcorn. "I chose Betty White."

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Honestly, just another Armada Sidestep shitpost

(Pre-Heartbreak)

Civilian in a crowd: Ortega's a pussy!

Ortega, deadpan, before Sidestep can throatpunch a bitch: Well, you are what you eat

Armada (Sidestep), horrified: Oh my God! You eat cats!?

Anathema: Sidestep, no

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A Real Mean Dude Strikes Again

Behold. A real mean dude's chosen swear

"Well fuck me with an Ortega"

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Yet Another Armada Shitpost

Armada (Sidestep): I don't need therapy, Ortega.

Also Armada, digging his little mental fingers into Herald's sunny boi mind: Psst, drop me

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Changes

Since I reblog pretty much what I want to find again (it's like a hoard of posts by this point, tbh) I am now tagging stuff I post myself with #mybullcrap

Hopefully, this will make things easier to find once I start posting more