A Study in Hedgehogs, Part 2
i'm just a little hedgie waiting with my pot of tea for a sleek and handsome otter to wrap up at a crime scene
he may think that eating's bullshit yet i swear, if it kills me i'll feed him up for winter then he'll hibernate with me
oh cheers, i think i hear him coming through the underbrush uh oh, it is his brother the British Govern-Ostrich!
he's gonna steal this pie of mine and share it with a silver fox he'll do it just to spite his sibling that bird is just so devious
there's my otter! in the distance! and now he's running at full tilt to strangle that fat ostrich with his scarf - he could be killed!
the fox and I are now between them hoping no one ends up dead and all we really wanted was to get them in our beds
my picnic has been a disaster my otter says: a lesson learned but it's him who's getting schooled when to our flat we are returned