#mynameissock

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mynameissock reblogged your photoset and added:

I’m sorry I literally thought this was about...

LMFAO THAT’S THE BEST THING EVER. BEYONCE. A+++ THANK YOU.

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10:18 PM fite me m8

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One of my mom's friends isn't from here and he was coming into the country for a marriage and so he kept telling the border security guards that he was visiting his cousin to marry them and they kept giving him weird looks and so a bunch of people had to explain to him that in Canada it's considered super weird to marry your cousin

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In which I spam my friend with furniture

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If u ever feel like u said something stupid, remember that in grade 5 I asked my teacher if we had to learn about all 52 American States.

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Tumblr app: *won't let me on Tumblr*

Me: *flips table*

Me: *steals car*

Me: *starts riot*

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Wait so does Tumblr have access to my location or am I just so Canadian that it gives me French and Ontarian ads

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My mom just put freaking GLAZE on a pound cake made for FRESHLY WHIPPED CREAM And it’s not like it wasn’t obvious either, I served it with freshly whipped cream yesterday and told her that this POUND CAKE was to be served with FRESHLY WHIPPED CREAM AND MAPLE SYRUP and she just goes and freaking disrespects my cake and covers it in freaking glaze AND ALSO the freaking GLAZE dripped down the freaking INSIDE THAT WAS FREAKING EXPOSED JUST MINUTES BEFORE so the presentation was completely BOTCHED AND THE WORST PART WAS THAT IT’S A CAKE MADE FOR MAPLE TOPPING AND THE FREAKING GLAZE WASN’T EVEN FREAKING MAPLE IT WAS FREAKING LEMON

Anyway my day was good how about u