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my roommate is watching a zombie movie on his bed, posed like he is in a damn renaissance painting, wearing his soviet cosmonaut halloween costume as pajamas, and drinking a HUGE bottle of wine directly from the bottle

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he just read this post and said “you forgot my can of pringles. they’re buffalo ranch. the can matches my outfit”

defydamage

Life goals.

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im gay and i want 500 hoodies

noodle-dragon

A smol awoo

emiliotheexplorer

This reduced me to tears

witchyaquariusy

This looks like am English Springer spaniel ♡♡ like my shadow boy

noodle-dragon

He’s a borzoi named Freddie and this is what he looks like now:

candy-crackpot

take-49-blog

modebatty-deactivated20141102

Why has this got so many notes what the fuck Tumblr

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1) It’s title says something 2) The pictures provide what the title says 3) It ends with someone dramatically looking toward the camera

oswednesday

cause its funny look how thin that watermelon is its just flapping in the wind thats absurd

mathurbator

me: *laughs at something*

me: ok back to suffering

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a post: OKAY LISTEN UP I’M ABOUT TO TEACH Y'ALL ABOUT

me: [scrolling furiously, afraid to even look]

shrekyourself

remember how i said i had a really good idea yesterday??

airframeextender

why did you lie

wombshaker

i love speaking with people who are more intelligent in a certain field than i am, like it’s just great to sit back and listen to somebody educate you on shit they’re passionate about