#myohmayaa

[acuppellarp]

Happy birthday, @myohmayaa! Today Maya turns 27!

[takemehomecountryrhodes]

TO: HEAT MISER AKA BLAIR FROM: MAYA

@beeanders & @myohmayaa

[takemehomecountryrhodes]

TO: SILVER BELLS AKA MAYA FROM: MATT

[ Horribly wrapped gifts with a dental dam attached to it (because that’s Matt’s signature, at this point). The gifts are a mason jar with a dry recipe of chocolate chip pancake mix with the recipe list written in a post-it note, the Bob’s Burgers cookbook, watercolor paints, and a card attached to it. ]

I won’t lie, my roommate, Reggie, gave me the recipe, but I still came up with the idea because I’m a motherfuckin’ genius. All of these gifts are for my own self-interest, obviously. I expect you to love cooking so much, you’re gonna invite me over to eat. And you better be a god damn EXPERT at painting, so I can get in on free painting classes. Or ya know, use me as a muse.

Also, if you want in on some boxing lessons, hmu.

Happy Holidays,

Matt

@myohmayaa & @acupofmatt

[natalieramos]

[ TEXT ] Thank you for my presents, Secret Santa! I'm willing to share one (1) truffle, if you want a chocolatey treat.

[sharing is caring]

[natalieramos]

TEXTS ✉️ MAYA ⇆ NATALIE

MAYA: Thank you for my presents, Secret Santa! I'm willing to share one (1) truffle, if you want a chocolatey treat.

NATALIE: if i knew that i'd get something too, i might have tried this giving people presents thing sooner.

[takemehomecountryrhodes]

TO: THE GRINCH AKA MAYA FROM: NATALIE

@myohmayaa & @natalieramos

[takemehomecountryrhodes]

TO: WREATH AKA SANTANA FROM: MAYA

@snixxxlopez & @myohmayaa

[takemehomecountryrhodes]

ACup’s Halloween Costume Contest: Maya’s Entry - @myohmayaa