It's 1974. Bond is on a dangerous mission in the Heartland of America. But, oh no! He's lost his luggage. And his credit cards. Not to worry, says his American liaison, Miss Nicole "NIx" Notinterested. The local mall has both a Sears and a JC Penney; she can get him a stylish, all-occasion wardrobe for practically nothing. Especially if she shops the clearance racks.
And I let Bond keep one of his suits because I was starting to feel sorry for him. Bet you can guess which one it is.
But wait, there's more!








