Jul 10, 2020
My parents we’re leaving for a couple of days which meant I would be home alone overnight. That means I could have a smol party with my friends. Some time before they leave my dad comes up to me and says:
“Don’t do anything I would do”, I mean funny but valid. Not even ten minutes later my mom walks in, looks me in the eyes and says:
“Don’t do anything your dad would do” and yeah I know who my dad is and all but now I’m kinda curious what kind of shit he did as a young, free and stupid barely adult???????
Clearly I got the bigger part of my dads genes.