#myrtlesnowing

[julie-finlay]

myrtlesnowing replied to your post: frickative > elisabethshoe

a++ oh my god. also, i believe the urls elisabethshue and elisabethshues aren’t taken if you want either uwu

omg you angel, it won't lemme save elisabethshue but ELISABETHSHUES I WILL TREASURE IT LIKE MY FIRSTBORN CHILD <333333

[marbhan]

seriously, there is nothing I need more than angie to start spying on alison and slowly getting emotionally involved, without even realising. 

like I want her to just do her job at first because she's an awesome badass lady cop who takes her job seriously and won't back off just because it would be easier. so she takes this fake personality of a new-to-neighbourhood enthusiast of suburbia and it's killing her because it's dull and requires constant smiling and no aviators are in the packet. but she has a job to do and a person to invastigate, so she's enduring it. 

she gets under alison's skin because she can be nice when she wants to and she's observant because she has to. so she shows interest in her play, and allows alison to be her guide in this world and alison, who's never had this chance before because ainsley's always been everybody's favourite and she introduced everyone to everyone and alison's not used to somebody's attention and somebody's valuing her opinions but she quite likes it.

and at first angie thinks alison's just this simple, irritating, overdramatic suburbian mom who's irrationally invested in the life of her community. and then she meets don. and the children. and sees alison around ainsley's friends. and because angie's a badass, as we've established, she knows what she sees. she realises this woman she thought would have something to do with all this people-dropping-dead-5-women-looking-like-each-other mess has a fucking shitload of issues, but being a criminal isn't one of them (shhh, we forget ainsley). and somehow she ends up being her confidante??? it's not like she likes it much more than pretending she's into barbecues and pilates, but she's already invested and she senses that alison will fall aprat if someone doesn't help her. 

so she slowly humiliates everyone who's cruel towards alison, with her glorious remarks and one eyebrow raised in a mocking expression (taking especially long time with donnie, because let's face it, she finds him pathetic long before she even starts to like alison). she helps alison find confidance again, and tells her she was lying to her and that she's sorry, and they have bonding moment over remembering beth, and then angie joins the glorious crusade to bring down whoever's the biggest enemy of the clone club at the moment.

bonus points for her kicking the living shit out of alison's duche asshole creepy stage director shit after she realises what a douche asshole creepy shit he is. 

[strangesmallbard]

happy birthdaaay xo

ghJHG thank you!! :3

[katimcgrath]

myrtlesnowing replied to your post:im in love with the wicked witch

u finally understand

she is a goddess among incompetent dicks

[katimcgrath]

myrtlesnowing replied to your post:myrtlesnowing replied to your post:jfc im...

oh if you’re barfing now wait until season 2 lmao

you asshole

[katimcgrath]

myrtlesnowing replied to your post:jfc im barfing

what season are you watching

the first one. I'm about to start episode 4.

[strangesmallbard]

myrtlesnowing replied to your post: to myrtlesnowing: for some reason my ...

o mFG THAT SOUNDS FANTASTIC ??? and dont worry you didnt send me anything xo

asdhDKJSFH HERE'S A SUMMARY/SYNOPSIS and that pic i was talking about aAAH

and hfjjdH oh good :)

[strangesmallbard]

to myrtlesnowing: for some reason my internet is dead set against me sending you a message sO:

IT'S CALLED "CRIMES OF THE HEART" AND IT'S ABOUT THREE SISTERS FROM THE SOUTH IN THE EIGHTIES AND SARAH PAULSON (I THINK IM GUESSING FROM THE PIC I SAW) PLAYS MEG, WHO LEAVES HOME TO BECOME TRY TO BECOME A SINGER IN LA, AND (I THINK) LILY RABE PLAYS BABE, WHO SHOOTS HER ABUSIVE HUSBAND AND THEN MAKES LEMONADE AS HE WRITHED IN PAIN ON THE FLOOR (IN A HIGHSCHOOL PRODUCTION OF THIS PLAY I PLAYED BABE HENCE WHY IM SCREAMING)