#myscannerbroke

[notastepford]

A million years ago, the only guy I have fangirled for. We're both screaming on the inside but for opposite reasons. I told myself, lean a little closer...now clooossseeeer. Poor guy. That was a Fantomas night and I'm pretty sure exhaustion kept him compliant.

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“ bringing justice to the supreme court “

(white woman teacher): GIRLS ! STOP IT ! GIRLS ! OH, MY GOD !!! I’m too shocked to do anything !

(child) *pulling her skirt* : you don’t have to pretend anymore, miss teacher.

(mother/field trip volunteer assistant chaperone) : baby, she’s not pretending, she’s actually -- that  shocked. that’s why I volunteer as a chaperone. now come over here with mom and learn about direct democracy by watching your sis and her friends doing their class project.

(kauvanaugh) *is covered in blood from head wounds inflicted by hammers* : Oh, fuck! security! SECURITY! SECURITY !!! GOD HAVE MERCY!  Someone get these bitches off of me! FUCK!

(two young students) *are wearing skirts and using hammers to attack kauvanaugh, silent and focused*

(white security guard) *is being restrained by another security guard * : TREASON! someone! Someone save the -- *is cut off from being able to speak*

(security officer) *is holding a gun to the white security guard’s head* : look. i know, hired security is our job, but I’m pretty sure, we’re people first -- except maybe this scum bag -- don’t make me end you, private -- anyway, none of us will be hurting any children today. or ever again. other than that... Just make sure nobody tries to force these young women to do anything they didn’t plan on doing on their field trip today.

(other security officers in silhouette) : yes, sir ! :)