May 18, 2017
Okay first you take the pineapple. You hollow it out. Then you order a stuffed crust sausage pizza from Pizza Hut. It CANNOT be Dominos. Take the pizza. Fold it in half. Then fold it in half again. Stuff the whole pizza inside the pineapple. Oven. Bake at 350 degrees for 20 minutes. Let cool before slicing. Enjoy.
This has been sitting in my inbox for about a week now. I wasn’t sure what to do with it then and I’m still not sure what to do with it now. It’s such a wretched, cursed ask. I feel that god truly has abandoned me, if he allowed this to be sent to me.