#mysimplemindedself

[hugginu]

and the followers of the day aaaaaaaaare

BIGGEST FANS

1. assbuttlicious

2. mysimplemindedself

3. restlessescapist

4. random-country

[spicycreampuff]

Dave: iziethemagicnarwhal

Jade: Me

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[spicycreampuff]

Playing 2 word story over Skype

Once there was a man with a problem. He was a bi-vascular who liked to eat his fingers on Sundays. He often thought about eating other people's fingers. He also dreamt about his fingers and rusty big spoons. His dream was about his butt and he had a digestion problem. Because of his eyesight, he couldn't eat his big bananas. One day, he decided to eat his family; he was a TITAN named Pedro. Another time there was poop everywhere because of his mom. Her food was very horrendously inedible and won a trip to Guatemala. He realized that this country was attacked by angry monkeys. The monkeys all farted. The end.