Everyone I meet always praises my ability to lucid dream and how cool it is, but what they don't tell you is that sometimes when you realize you're dreaming and try to wake up, it's still a dream. And you keep waking up, and waking up, and waking up, the longer it doesn't work, the more you panic, so the more twisted and bad the dreams become, until suddenly you ACTUALLY wake up, and it's never the time you expected it to be, and you don't trust anything around you for like thirty minutes