#mzuccarello

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New York Rangers

This one is so hard bc I had to pick 5 that aren’t VERY Son-Shaped (and therefore firmly NOT IN THE SEXUAL CATEGORY AT ALL) to me (Filip, Lias, and Pavel are all FIRMLY IN THIS CATEGORY but still faves)

Kevin Hayes - lazy early morning sex

Mats Zuccarello - scratches (receiving)

Henrik Lundqvist - sugar daddy kink

Chris Kreider - language kink

Boo Nieves - literally the best at giggly sex 

give me a team and I’ll tell you my top 5 players and their #1 kinks

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Zucc and Brass? I feel like this one would be really funny especially after Brass' "weasel" comment

Fight: Mats Zuccarello vs Derick Brassard

I swear to god. They are division rivals again so when the Rangers fly into Pittsburgh the night before, Zucc just crashes at Brassy’s place and that morning, Brass purposely flushes the toilet, runs the sink, does whatever he can to fuck with Zucc’s shower so literally the FIRST FACEOFF OF THE GAME Zucc drops the gloves on him.

Zucc wins.

They both are grinning the whole time.

send me two players and I’ll tell you about a fight between them

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New York Rangers!

Favourite Player: Mats Zuccarello

Least Favourite Player: Tony DeHomophobe can take a long walk off a short cliff

Send me a team and I’ll tell you my favourite and least favourite player!

[buckyskjeis]

for the zucc "I hate snakes" gif, where did u find the video??? I haven't seen it in years!

tbh i haven’t seen the video but i didn’t make that gif set! i just reblogged it i’m sorry anon :(

[buckyskjeis]

i miss zucc and hayes, it's just not as fun without them :(

the rangers have been playing pretty well since they’ve been gone but it’s like not the same. they should also be here having fun with them i’m just so sad :(

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Gorgeous- have you done Zucc yet for the scents?

I AM NOW!! 

Eucalyptus spearmint, green tea & lemongrass, flannel sheets

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Momfriend ask! MATS ZUCCARELLO. ;)

I know I’m not gonna stop him from getting fiesty but all I’m askin is that HE WATCH oUT AND MAKE SURE HIS HEAD IS OK because his head injury in 2015 was TERRIBLE AND HORRIBLE AND MAKES ME WORRY SO MUCH

send me a player and I’ll tell you my most momfriend feeling toward them