#n o stop

[sininensalo-a]

If you cut off your arm your weight would decrease but your height would be the same. You'd improve your BMI!

Come into my inbox and give my muse some bad advice!

[shelleyhennlg-blog]

the guests turned off the fucking wifi

[hydnchrstnsn]

"Hey," Jane called after him. He couldn't leave now. She tried to take a deep breath, but it hitched in her throat. Her next words came out as little more than a whisper. "Please don't leave. I know I left you, and it was wrong, and I hurt you, and this is," She laughed dryly, "So ironic." She could feel a painful lump rising in her throat that would just not go away, no matter how much she swallowed. "But please don't leave me. Don't go." She dropped her gaze and stowed her pride. "I need you."

[whataroyalpain]

I've had a realization

And I am in pain

Ling as Xing would have known Xerxes

They might've been trade buddies, or even friends for a while

All their conflicts and chatter

And suddenly Xerxes just ceases to exist

Xing doesn't know why

He searches for the other nation and just finds one survivor who knows how Xerxes died

But he can't believe him

[imagineaxlrose]

Imagine Axl Rose suddenly became allergic to you and wore long sleeved shirts and gloves just to cuddle and be next to you.

[interplanet--janet]

my friend is being really mean to my friend who's asexual i just

[radiantenigma]

yOURe SO cUTE cHRisT wHAt THe HELL

[sweatin]

caNT STOP COUGHING