What would you do for a Klondike bar?
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What would you do for a Klondike bar?
I just love the idea of Uzi waking up to find out she's been nommed or about to be nommed. Especially if she has something important that day, like: Uzi: *wakes up* "Why are my legs wet?" *Looks down* N: *Halfway through nomming Uzi* Uzi: "N! I have school today!" N: *Finishes nomming Uzi* "Not anymore!" Uzi: *Grumbles but happy she has an excuse to miss school.*
PFFF- I LOVE THAT- cuz that is so funny to me. like, uzi ain’t happy about getting eaten and getting all soggy n shit, but at least she gets to miss school!!
Hiii, it's Idea-anon. Such a nice feeling to post here some ideas again hehe. Let's start with the usual: how's your day going? I'm glad that you like my ideas :3 !! Btw I'm here to introduce the idea of mine! Since I really like N and waiting him become hungry-feral in show, behold my lil headcanon-
✨️N's eating cravings/instinct✨️
Uzi: I think, N is being so..weird this time..he good? Or like he finally realized what's depression is? But I feel somethin' is.. comin'.. no good comin'..
J: *chewing ripped off some worker drone's arm, and then gulped it whole to answer back* Tbh I really don't care.
Uzi: bitc-
*A sudden scream is heard*
Uzi: !!..we gotta check up! Quick!
J: ...meh
Uzi: *points the somehow pulled out of N's stomach railgun*
J: Ok! Ok! Jeez...
*they sneak very quietly towards the source of the cry*
Uzi: ...N..? W-what-
J: Oh fuk..not now..
*N, with big X on screen, is swallowing a worker drone by a moment! He turns around, and is seen his big belly that growls and gurgles. Many of his preys are kicking to being let out. N pulled out his big yellow tongue with saliva on it. He looks so..hungry and full at the same time*
J: His hunger back.
Uzi: ..huh?..
J: Y'know he suck at hunt and useless and stuff- but- not to die from hunger, he has the strongest "Eating-hunting instinct.exe" program. I have one, V does..but N's more visible with his stupid and useless personality.
Uzi: ... *her eyes are rings (like this: 00), don't know what to do for the first time*
J: and y'know, we like..gotta run. Cuz during his last and first eating cravings he almost ate me and V-
After sh*t been happened, N was so sorry and apologized a lot to mentioned recently drones.
~Idea-anon
HAHAAA I LOVE THAT! 😭
and it would make sense… cuz n can’t be completely useless. So I could DEFINITELY see him being programmed with a more powerful predatory instinct, to word it that way…
And n the thought of n awkwardly apologising afterwards is so funny yet kinda cute… im giggling asjdjsjo 😭
Just kinda like…
"I’m very sorry 3:" but he just resembles a sad, sopping wet kitty so much that the worker drones would feel so guilty if they didn’t forgive him… even if they were a little wary and hesitant to do so. AND I IMAGINE J JUST STANDING THERE SUPERVISING AS WELL AND N JUST LOOKS AT HER, 1. FOR APPROVAL, AND 2. IN A WAY THATS LIKE "haha plz don’t hurt me"
Thanks again for sending an ask, idea-anon!!!!
Ey so, yoinking a bit of idea-anon's thing here, but how about some things of N being like a dog in his feral/hungry mode?
Like, he tends to sniff others a lot, either to consider nomming them or because that's the only way his mind can tell who's who. Just think about a random worker (like Uzi or otherwise) just walking around and then coming across a x-eyed murder drone that starts sniffing you, boy you would be hoping they don't consider you tasty at that moment (or just generally decide to nom for the heck of it).
Also, N could just 'melm' a lot of people just for affection or for tasting people. Uzi would probably fall victim to this form of N's doggy-kind of affection, with N seeking her out a lot and some of the others kinda sacrificing her for a distraction (ei J and V most of the time lol). And if you know how dogs are when they're 'kissing' people, you know that it be a big ole mess that's tolerable, but get's kind of annoying after a bit.
And then there be the demands for belly rubs! He would probably just want a whole lot, whether his tummy full or not, but probably mostly when his tums full. Gotta soothe tummy-aches somehow right? And I can totally imagine a scene where Uzi is just chilling in her room, hears her door open, and looks up and sees some x eyes reflected in a mirror or something. Uzi is at first like "...Shite" and is trying to think of an escape plan and is hoping that whatever happens won't be too bad or take too long, when N just flops backwards onto her bed and starts nudging her leg to demand a belly rub (tummy being full or other wise, both are rather cute, but I guess his tummy being full would bring up the question of who he nommed lol).
YES. preds that act animalistic (especially in the sense of dogs or cats) is like. One of my FAVOURITE TROPES EVER. it’s just- yes. And with N? it just works so well, cuz i could actually picture all of the scenarios mentioned >:D
I just had a small thought of N nomming Uzi before he goes to sleep upside down. At first I was like 'aww, wouldn't it be cute? It would be like tummy cuddles.' and the I started think about how it would be for Uzi.
Like girl is going to be in tum, where he hanging upside down, for a good couple hours. Pretty sure girl's oil is going to be rushing to her head and she going to get extremely lightheaded when she get right side up again.
awwwhh but that’s quite funny though, when you think about it. like, n is happy cuz tummy cuddles, and i imagine at first uzi's kinda like: eh.. could be worse.
but little does she know. it DOES get worse (well, for her at least) cuz n sleeps upside down and therefore, so will she for the night 😭
"N isn’t a pred!" This, and
"N wouldn’t vore anyone!" That…
BUT LOOK. HE'S DROOLING. HE'S FUCKING DROOLING.
HE'S DROOLING AT THE THOUGHT OF DEVOURING WORKER DRONES
JUST FUCKING LOOK AT HIM BRO
WDYM HE'S NOT A PRED?!
You know how people like to depict the DDs with long tongues, right?
So...I started thinking about how N would use his tongue to tease the tiny workers he noms. Like he just has one in his mouth, the tiny worker is probably trying everything they can to get out, and the N just wraps his tongue around the tiny and just keeps them wrapped up until they tire themselves out so he can swallow them without too many problems. Or he just uses his tongue to 'play' with them a bit, using how long his tongue is to lick all over the tiny worker's body.
Bonus thought- Tiny Uzi sitting somewhere, maybe trying to build another railgun or just existing, then she starts having the feeling there's a presence behind. A really big presence. But before she can turn to look around, a long tongue softly wraps around her body and brings her into a mouth. Uzi just sits in the darkness for a bit before she says "Really N? Again?" with a slightly annoyed expression on her face, with the mouth opening up a little as N playfully says "It's fun catching you!" before the mouth closes up again and N swallows her.
I. LOVE. THIS. EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS.
Uzi would probably ALWAYS identify the nommer as N as well… either from how frequently N probably does it, or Uzi simply has those spidey senses. 😭
Uzi: *threatens N with gun*
N: *vores it*
Uzi: …did you just fucking devour my gun.
N: yeah, so?
Uzi: …that’s my gun, N.
N: *pats his stomach proudly* welp! Not anymore!