#n7nightwing

[quatrefoils]

n7nightwing replied to your post: ughhh i need a gf so that when we might get...

so the first tag means ur lookin for hot singles…. IN YOUR AREA???

michael pls...

(but actually yes)

[emertheschemer]

I think you're a bard. Only because of that flight of the Conchords video you did. That's literally all I can picture. Or a two handed warrior class.

This was so long ago Tumblr, I’m going to smite you down. 

 Thanks Michael. Guess I’m not a checking my inbox kinda class.

[betweenthemoon-andyou]

Shoutout to Michael for inspiring me to make salad jars, my life is forever changed

[betweenthemoon-andyou]

michael *says he’ll come over later and we can have a few beers*

me *starts drinking vodka without him*

me *is drunk before he even gets here*

[betweenthemoon-andyou]

dont let michael fool you into thinking he’s an actual adult with his lots of money and impressive job, he literally has a drawer in his desk at work thats full of NOTHING BUT CANDY

[emertheschemer]

WHOA EMER YOUR BODY LOOKS FANTASTIC HAVE YOU BEEN KEEPING UP WITH WORKING OUT YOU MADE IT TO WARRIOR PRINCESS STATUS

No I just have an overly padded bra on. My life is a lie. 

I am am close to going back, I just have a broken spirit.

But thanks.

[betweenthemoon-andyou]

first words i've actually said out loud to michael in years 

"i hate you"