Hey Shepard, is there anything you want for Christmas?
Uh. Not particularly. Why?
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Hey Shepard, is there anything you want for Christmas?
Uh. Not particularly. Why?
Virginity.
Conrad lost his in his senior year of high school. No one was more surprised than he was. Later on, he and the girl he lost it to continued to see each other, and Conrad would eventually pop the question. But as most of us know, it didn't pan out very well.
What do you do in your free time?
Take apart and clean my guns, read a bit, bother the engineers--nothing too interesting.
Ѡ [[Booty XD]]
((You know I was gonna put more detail into the N7 Shadow outfit but then I got lazy since sometimes you just wanna draw a butt.))
♪
Welcome to the Family - Little Big Town
Welcome to the family Hope you have a real good life With my little sister Yeah, she'll make a real good wife Hope you have lots of babies Hope you get a real good job Hope you don't mind company 'Cause we'll be here a lot And brother here's some brotherly advice If you know what's good for you you'll treat her right
Wait you was turned into a Vampire?
Yeah. [He shows her his teeth.]
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Heeeeeeyyy! Alloooo
hi
im not sure who ecaxtly u are and wy ur in my cotnacts
but hell
tell me wo u are and have a dirnk wit me
tanks
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heyyYYYYY dancin gon be a bad idEa wit ME U KNO
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NEVER MIND I AM BTEST DANCNER!!!!