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[pyropsychiccollector]

Sonia: ...? Naegi-san, you wanted to see me?

Makoto: n___n;;; Sensei talked a little bit about you, and I just thought... Well... *coughs awkwardly* Um. Never mind that. The important thing is, you like serial killers...right?

Sonia: *_______* Are you an enthusiast, as well?! Which is your favorite of all time?! *pumps arm excitedly* I must know! Leave nothing out! My body is hella ready...! *literally quivering with excitement*

Makoto: n___n;;;;;;;; If I said anyone besides Jill, she'd probably cut me... So... Um...

Sonia: *tilts head curiously* Jill? I am afraid I am not familiar with a legend by that name... You know a serial killer, Naegi-san?

Makoto: *mutters* She's my classmate, I didn't get a choice... n___n;;; *at her inquisitive stare* Y-You know her better by Genocide Jack...

Sonia: ._____. Naegi-san. You... know... Genocide Jack...? *pupils have widened so much in intense Interest*

Makoto: She kinda likes to mess around with everyone, yeah... She's, um... my classmate... n___n;;;

Sonia: *lunges and grips him by the shoulders as if he was about to make a run for it...he wasn't* Naegi-san. I-I must ask a most humble request! Please! As future ruler of Novoselic, I will be indebted to you and your family for countless generations! PLEASE! INTRODUCE US! I BEG YOU! >w

Makoto: n___n;;;;;;;;; Um... Ah... Senpai... You don't need to worry about that, it's why I called you here-

Sonia: *goes ghastly pale and retracts herself, suddenly feeling very self-conscious and distressed* WHY?! WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS?! *fans herself with both hands anxiously* I-I am not... prepared... I... I... I... I...

Makoto: *mutters* ... I was kinda hoping meeting a fan would calm her down. She's been... ornery... lately... I swear I heard her mention Togami might look good, pinned up on the wall... And if she's getting over her crush, that's not good for anybody.....

Sonia: @______@* *hugging herself and rocking back and forth a little, didn't hear a word of that* I am NOT hella ready... NOT hella ready...! *hyperventilating*

Makoto: ...

Touko: M-M-Makoto-sama...? Y-You called for me...?

Makoto: n___n;;; Touko-san, don't take this the wrong way, but I'm going to need you to sneeze.

Touko: O.O S-S-SNEEZE?! M-Makoto-sama, I must protest, SHE'LL hurt you!

Makoto: n___n;;; She really won't... Just sneeze please...

Touko: *scratches at her head worriedly* NNNGH...! She'll hurt Makoto-sama, but M-Makoto-sama is asking.... EEEEEEEEE....!

Makoto: ... *knows he's playing with fire here, but really needs this meeting to happen* Touko-san, I'll study with you in the library, later.

Touko: ... *ACHOO!*

Genocide Jack: WASSUUUP?! *brings out her trademark Genoscissors* Makoto-sama, daaahling~! You rang~?

Sonia: O_____________________O

Makoto: n___n;;; Hi, Jill... I'll... I'll play with you later, too... Um... This is Nevermind-senpai. She's wanted to meet you.

Genocide Jack: HMMMMMMM...? *tilts head* Did Yaka-tan go blonde? Can't say I care for ittt~! *snip snip*

Makoto: N-No, no... This is Nevermind-senpai... Sayaka's the Ultimate Idol, and senpai is the Ultimate Princess... But she's a HUGE fan! n___n;;;;;

Genocide Jack: *cocks head the other way* A dainty princess knows about me, huuuh...? That sounds totally fake, but heeeyyyy~ *tongue hangs out as she smiles and dies a curtsy* Name's Jill~! I've killed more prettyboys than I remember... Coppers can't catch me~! But lately I'm into the daaaaaating routes~ So killing's on hold 'til I get bored! nwn

Sonia: .........

Genocide Jack: What?! Ya deaf or mute?! *points scissors heatedly* Speak up, bimbo! I swear you're Yaka-tan's body double~!

Sonia: ... *THUMP!*

Genocide Jack: o___o She dead? But I didn't even touch her!

Makoto: n___n;;; N-No, no, Jill... I think the excitement got to her...

Genocide Jack: *looks down at hands in awe* I can kill yokels by just pointing at them...?! *sounds a little too excited*

Makoto: .______. No. Jill no. Stop. Please. You don't have any newfound powers. *doesn't need to give Headmaster more headaches with another giant cover-up involving Jill jump-scaring Reserve Course students*

Genocide Jack: Awwwwwww!