#nakkodiles

[crystaljellyfish]

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[cattletyrants]

toomuchpressure submitted: ‘Round the corner barrels a snaptoothed horde of swarming honking red chaos, big glassy reptile eyes and a weird shambling run, claws clicking out rat-a-tat like a thousand blind secretaries desperately trying to churn out a brand new Shakespeare by clock-off hour.Your temple is infested with waist-high crimson crocodiles. You’re ready with your sword just in case, but there’s a dopey, toothy, dumb-as-fuck look to them that’s unnervingly more Egbertian than maniacal.’