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Soraru’s High School Confession

This comes from the second episode of Hikiraji here @ around 1:44: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ky9sQEcnQks

Soraru: 告白か…

Confessing to your crush huh…

Mafumafu: まあ、僕達はどちらかというと男性なので

Well, as for who should do it, we’re guys so

Soraru: はい

Yes

Mafumafu: すべ、すべき立場なんですかね？

We- aren’t we in the position where we should do it?

Soraru: あ、そういう感じなんだ

Ah, is that how it is?

Mafumafu: いや、知らない

Nah, I have no idea

Soraru: 全然俺、されてもいいよ

I’m totally fine with me being the one confessed to

Mafumafu: あ、そうなんですか

Oh, really?

Soraru: 男女平等

Gender equality

Mafumafu: 告白したことあります？

Have you ever confessed to someone?

Soraru: うん。学校、教室に呼び出し、壁ドンですよ

Yeah. In school, I called her to the classroom, and then I pinned her to the wall

Mafumafu: あ、今妄想をするは-時じゃないですよ

Ah, this isn’t uh- the time to be delusional

Soraru: 壁ドンは、壁ドンは嘘だけど

The pinning to the wall part, well the pinning to the wall part was a lie

Mafumafu: う、うん

Well. Yeah.

Soraru: 教室で

In the classroom

Mafumafu: うん

Uh huh

Soraru: 一人、待って

I waited. Alone.

Mafumafu: 来なかったと

And she didn’t come

Soraru: 来たよ

She did!

Mafumafu: あ、来たんだ来たんだ良かった良かった救われねえと思ったら

Oh, she came she came. Good, good. I thought there was no hope for you

Soraru: まあ、どう、どう、どういう結果に終わったのかは、まあ、みんな様のご想像に任せしますが

Well, how, how, how it all ended up, well, I’ll leave it to everyone’s imagination but

Mafumafu: Ahahaha

Soraru: 机に突っ伏して寝たフリしてた

I had my head down on my desk and pretended I was asleep

Mafumafu: え？どういうこと？え、寝たフリをし…

Pfffft, what? What do you mean? Huh? You pretended you were aslee…

Soraru: え、来るの待ってる時に

Yeah, when I was waiting for her to come

Mafumafu: うん

Uh huh

Soraru: そわそわしてたらさあ恥ずかしいじゃん

I was nervous. I mean I was embarrassed from confessing right?

Mafumafu: はい

Yeah

Soraru: こう、いつ来るか分かんないじゃん

And like, I didn’t know when she would come

Mafumafu: はい

Yeah

Soraru: だから、こう、机に、机で寝たフリしてた。待ってた

So, like, on the desk, at my desk I acted like I was asleep. And waited.

Mafumafu: か、可愛い

Cu-cuuuute

Soraru: ピュアなそらるさんはまだ可愛げがあった

Pure Soraru still had some cute innocence

Mafumafu: 若かりし頃のそらるさんは可愛かった

Young Soraru was cute

Soraru: そう

Yup

Mafumafu: なるほどね

I see

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[kondou-shouri]

12.05.2018

Than you to everyone who tuned in to the LINE LIVE!

I’m happy that I received a lot of ♡’s and comments!!

I’ll be holding another one next month

If you missed it, there’s an archive of the broadcast!!

So, I wonder what I should eat for dinner~??

Archive link:　♡ Download link: ☆

[kyoupann]

SO

Last week I got a premium membership on Nico and I fucked up and forgot to cancel my membership yesterday and now I have one more month and I don’t know what to do with it ww so I figured I could take requests?

If there’s a namahousou/nicoradi/machikaigi/chokaigi whatever that you missed or want to watch again, just sent me a message with the link and I can record it for you in high resolution (: just make sure that it is a programme with timeshift available.

If it’s a really long programme ( say, 7 hours in the case of machikaigis) tell me the name of the utaite/odorite/artist  so I can look for their parts (:

I could upload the recording to youtube or send it via wetransfer.com (only short programmes)

[skydyedmuffler]

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So I realised that quite a lot of people don’t know about Mafu’s older brother so I thought I would share this audio cut from an old livestream where he talked about him for a bit! Here’s a rough translation!

So it’s about time, um… eh?                 

M-my NII-SAMA (wow), I want to meet my older brother

So my brother, um… eh? 

My NII-SAN… (that’s better lol) um has had a second child

My brother’s household

So, I wanted to congratulate him right, I wanted to congratulate him but…

I couldn’t go at all www I couldn’t go at all but-

Ah, oh, thanks, congra-, thank you thank you

I’m suddenly talking about such serious things, right, it’s amazing

My brother seemed so happy, I realised how happy he was, my brother

*sighs*

(Taken from 29/3/15)

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“nyan”

[nndxsoralon]

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Comment: Why does Mafu-kun have a barcode?

Amatsuki: Isn't it to sell him? So the "beep" can sound and then announce the price, like "Mafumafu is 4,000 yen" or something...

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Soraru’s Dream of Being a Bullet Train

This comes from Soraru’s Twitcast @ about 18:05: http://twitcasting.tv/soraruru/movie/596344014

Soraru: 科学者になりたいっていう夢かっこいいな

Aren’t people who say their dream is to be a scientist cool

Mafumafu: そうですか？

Are they?

Soraru: うん…俺新幹線とかだったと思いよ、多分、子供の夢

Yeah… I think mine was a bullet train or something, probably, my childhood dream

Mafumafu: おお、新幹線になりたいと…

O-oh, you wanted to be a bullet train… *confusion*

Soraru: ゴレンジャー

Ranger

Mafumafu: ちょっと、怖いなあ

That’s a little, scary huh…

Soraru: 戦隊モノのレンジャーとかだったよ、多分、俺

Like a power ranger or something, probably

Mafumafu: あ、レンジャーか。ビックリした

Oh, a power ranger. You scared me before

Soraru: なんとかレンジャー

A whatever ranger

Mafumafu: ついに新幹線っていう、その、機械になりたいのかと

When you suddenly said bullet train, uh, I thought you meant you wanted to become the machine

Soraru: あ、いやいやいや、新幹線、そうそうそう、新幹線になりたい

Ah, no no no, a bullet train, yeah yeah yeah, I want to be a bullet train

Mafumafu: ？！？

Soraru: …みたいな感じだった

Apparently I said that

Mafumafu: やばいやばいやばい、あ、なんか前言ってましたっけ、それ

Woah woah woah, ah, wait did you say that before

Soraru: うん、だったと思うけどなあ…

Yeah, I think so

Mafumafu: こわいこわいこわいこわい

Scaryscaryscaryscary

Soraru: 子供の頃の夢、

My childhood dream,

Mafumafu: それやばいっすよ

That’s insane yo

Soraru: 方や科学者、方や新幹線、まあ、でも、どっちも人の役に立ってることに変わりはないから

It was either a scientist, or either a bullet train, well, but it doesn’t change that both are useful to people so 

Mafumafu: 新幹線になりたいはちょっとやばいっすよ。速すぎますよ。足とか多分超疲れますし

It’s a little crazy that you want to be a bullet train. They’re too fast. Your feet would probably get super tired or something

Soraru: ははは、いやいやいや、そこは大丈夫、あの、車輪ついてるから

Hahaha, no no no, that part’s ok, um, because I could attach wheels

Mafumafu: 前向いて、ウイーンって進んだら、つ、次は同じ速度で後ろに向かって進まなきゃいけないんですよ

If you face forward and go whoosh while moving, you have to go backwards right after and move at the same speed

Soraru: あるね、そうだねはは

Yeah, you’re right hahaha

Mafumafu: やばくないっすか

Isn’t that crazy?

Soraru: あれってさ、顔役になってる方とさ、尻尾役になってる方ってさ、あの、進む方向によって違うの？それとも決まってんのかな

But that’s like, the direction that becomes the face and the direction that becomes the tail, uh, it depends on the direction it’s going right? I wonder if it’s decided like that

Mafumafu: いやどうなんだ、どっちも顔でどっちも尻尾なんだと思ってたけど

Uh, well, who knows, although I have thought about which is the face and which is the tail *more confusion*

Soraru: あ、そうなの！

Ah, really?!

Mafumafu: いや、わかんないわかんない、適当なこと言いました。わかんないです

Ah, no actually I don’t know. I was just saying whatever. I have no idea

Soraru: 決まって、き、そこちょっと謎だね、でも

If it’s decided or not, tha-that’s a little bit of a mystery, isn’t it. But,

Mafumafu: うん

Yeah

Soraru: どっちも顔になり得るのかな、あれって

I wonder if either one can become the face

Mafumafu: なりえるじゃないですかね

Can’t they?

Soraru: 詳しい人いないな

I wonder if there’s someone who knows a lot about it in the chat

Mafumafu: だから、ウイーンっていって、今度はこっちが顔って

Like I said, you just go whoosh and that end’s the face

Soraru: 戻れるよね、多分ね、そのままね、

It can go back right, probably, and stay like that right

Mafumafu: ま、まあ多分

W-well probably

Soraru: あ、決まってないの。あ、決まってないんだ

*after reading the comments* Ah, it’s not decided? Ah, it’s not decided

Mafumafu: 決まってないのか

Huh, it’s not decided

Soraru: あ、なり得るんだ、へえ～あ、じゃあよかったじゃあ、ずっと尻尾だけの人はいないんだね

Ah, it can change huhhhh, Ah, then that’s good then, there’s no one that’s only the tail forever

Mafumafu: あ…

Ah… (probably confused why Soraru’s talking about the ends like they’re people now lol)

Soraru: よかった

That makes me feel better

Mafumafu: え、尻尾だけって尻尾と尻尾ってこと

Wait, when you say “only the tail” do you mean that there’s a tail and a tail?

Soraru: ちがうちがうはは

No, no haha

Mafumafu: あ、そういうことかそういうことか

Ah! So that’s what you meant!

Soraru: そう、あの、前にしか進めないのか、なっていう、後ろにも同じ

Yeah, uh, if you can only move forward, then the back part is the same

Mafumafu: 新幹線って尻尾ついてましたっけ

Do bullet trains even have a tail attached?

Soraru: え、両方にさ、両方がこう、顔みたいになってるじゃん

Eh, both ends, both ends are like, they become like the face right?

Mafumafu: あ、両方が顔みたいになってましたっけ

Ah, so both ends are like a face?

Soraru: なってるなってるなってる

They are they are they are

Mafumafu: あー

Ahh

Soraru: だからさ、あの、でも進むのはさ、顔の方にしか進まないじゃん、当然

So like, um, when it moves, it can’t move except in the face’s direction, obviously

Mafumafu: ...うん

…ok