#namigator

[limbxr]

whAT ABOUT STRAWHAT KNITTING CLUB and nami and sanji sitting in the galley with hot chocolate on a cold day surrounded by balls of yarn and knitting lots of v cute jumpers for the crew and zoro walking in and tripping over some wool and nami and sanji make him model each of the sweaters but zoro's got some serious muscles and boobs and every jumper reveals his stomach and the precious baby complains about being cold again so sanji makes him hot choccy and nami gets a bigger sweater oh hHH

thiS is SO CUTE HLY CRAP AND WHAT IF ROBIN LETS ON WITH THE INCIDENT WITH ZORO BABYSITTING LIKE 3 BABIES AND NAMI GETS THE IDEA SO SHE FASHIONS AN EXTRAVAGANT NUMBER OF SWEATERS WITH “HOT MOM” ON IT HOLY SHIT Im this is amazing

nami teaching zoro how to knit tho bc he wants to make a ridiculous sweater for sanji and iT IS ridiculous bc of the weird patterns but it actually fits him pretty wel and shows off his awesome slender figure and zoro is half stumped half attracted

[limbxr]

what about zoro and sanji competing in op-verse trying to make nami's hair even more bomb and zoro raiding usopp and robin's garden for flowers and putting them in nami's hair and usopp's like 'could u fucking not' and it's just this really intense hair braiding competition oh my lorddd and nAMi with fiSHtaIL brAIds bcas snaji loves fishtail braids

and sanji nds up imagining her as a mermaid its basically oging to be a dream come true while zoro is obsessed with trying to turn nami into a plant princess holy shit that mosshead omfg adn nami sjut has a new hairstyle every day and its so unrecognisable sometimes cause she looks like a goddess so every time they land at an island no one recognises nami from the posters omfg

[limbxr]

umm who gave you permission to stab me in the heart????? how d are??? what about back at the beginning of one piece when sanji was out for nami's dick and sanji being like 'nami u gotta try this' and giving her a new dessert and nami putting on weight bcas so many desserts and being like 'sanji wtf nothing fits me anymore do not feed me'and sanji being like 'shOPPING witH nAMI'

FUCKk THATS FUCKIGN CUTE

[limbxr]

and another is that in a modern/university AU sanji, nami and zoro would be flatmates. Nami would be very tired after a long day of being queen and studying and would take a shower and not brush her hair and doze off next to zoro on the sofa or something whilst sanji cooks them all dinner and zoro being like 'comb yo hair'

...and nami ignoring him and falling asleep so zoro tackles the tricky job of combing Nami's fine ass hair and has to get the cool to help him and it takes them a good half hour to get all the knots out.

oHMY GOD  THAT IS SO fucking cute and they try to braid her hair and surprisingly zoros really good at it so sanji being the competitive beautician he is he starts a braiding contest with zoro to see who has the most extravagant braid while nami snores in the middle

and then they end up trying to braid each others hair and sanjis all fancy and stuff but u cant braid any of zoros so sanji jsut combs his thick short ass hair all weirdly to make him seem rly formal like all swept to the side with not a single strand standing up or spiked omfg

headcanons in OP-verse tho??? nami probably would let sanji do that for her and have a mini fashoin show which happened in the episode of luffy move that was hella cute!! anyway imagine nami and sanji shopping for clothes witht he crew and zoro doesnt care that much hes more of the “is this comfortable and can i fight in ths” kinda guy so sanji/nami take care of his aesthetics and debate a llot on which would suit the swordsman more and when they come down to making him wear it he’s all quiet and stuff and says its stupid but is actually grateful.

then he criticises nami’s and sanji’s clothes and call them tacky/an eyesore/any comment on their aesthetic quality its hilarious bc they cant expect zoro to be that refined when it comes to clothes omfg

[limbxr]

oh my lord what a cutie i love your headcanons?????!! zoro would completely be 'okay nami but sanji would look good in the middle' and nami would probs be liked 'zoro stfu'. One headcanon is that nami calls everyone 'babe' no matter what the gender and when they first meet Sanjis like 'she called me bABE' and then realising she's hella gay.

srsly omfd zoro jsut wants to see sanji be rly flashy but THAT HEADCANON THO OH MY GOSH AND IAMGINE IF THEYVE BEEN FRIENDS FOR A RLY LONG TIME AND SANJI ADOPTS THIS QUIRK BUT INSTEAD OF BABE HE CALLS PPL - MOSTLY LADIES THO SOME FOOD-TYPE TERMS OF ENDEARMENT Like “cupcake” or “sweetcheeks” but someitmes it tones down to “darling” and “princess”. he goes overboard sometimes tho and nami and sanji try to outbest each other like “thanks babe” “no thank YOU my princess” “n thank U mr handsome” “i must thank U my sweetie pie vanilla mucnhkin” and its all so fucking gross between them in front of strangers until zoro comes

then it all boils down to weird shakespearean insults involving green and moss

[limbxr]

hair is way mroe complicated than it should be

[namigator-blog]

// Gonna be in Florida from 27th-4th. Little to no wifi. Hell I'll only have my phone and tablet and doubt I'll be on if at all. I am still watching through to gain my Nami muse back. For now. I'll do ask memes. i would really want a zoro to derp around with like i'd love u so much

[fuckthatkidd]

threads - random bitches

i. syrup village sucks - misskaya [done]

ii. meeting the bitch princess - loliprincessofghosts

iii. dead bird walking - ask-penguin-oftheheartpirates [done]

iv. getting into trouble - nami-gator

v. long nose idiot - poppinggreens 

vi. a little lost - snowharpy-monet

vii. applesauce - snowharpy-monet

viii. zoro and kidd - zoro-aniki

ix. chibi kidd and samara - missfifer [done]

x. my etiquette teacher - poppinggreens [done]

xi. the classless tramp - sanjikosuitsandcigarettes

xii. penguin is my brother in law - askpenguinoftheheartpirates

xiii. bitch is poor - piratehunter-zoro

xiv. seduce me - like-a-burning-flame

xv. a roadtrip - pseudoimmortal