My Cart Will Go On: Plush Organs
EveryBODY the search is over. If you've never known what gift to get me, or any other anatomy-lovin' med geek in your life, don't worry...Urine Great Hands, I have just the thing!
Plush organs. Yes, you read right. Cute squishy organs.
It's a bladder. A BLADDER. LOOK AT HIM. HE'S YELLOW. Like pee...and he's so happy.
The other thing that is incredibly satisfying about these huggables are their names. The creators have Brain Power! (oh God, I can't stop. Ova Achiever! You Move Me! I'm just so Sweet On You!)
Let's use THE RECTUM as an example shall we? Aptly named 'Bringing Up The Rear' the hangtag on this essential beauty is both educational and brilliant.
Hangtag Details
Location: last stop on the intestinal tract
Occupation: waste disposal
Likes: the bathroom
Dislikes: having to wait
Fave Song: Drop It Like It’s Hot by Snoop Dogg
Fave Book: Everyone Poops by Taro Gomi
Looking For: someone who loves me for me.
In my cart? The You've Got Gall to replace my poor missing Gall Bladder and I'm a Liver not a Fighter because a) New Zealand accents are my favourite and b) LIVERS ARE SO AWESOME, DO YOU KNOW HOW AWESOME THEY ARE?
Here. This is how awesome they are.
Hangtag Details:
I Wanna Be Your Liver
Location: Underneath the lungs
Likes: Detox, vitamins, hepatologists
Dislikes: Ten-martini lunches, cirrhosis, hepatitis, jaundice
Favorite Song: Have a Drink on Me by AC/DC
Worst Fear: Failure
Looking For: Someone to take good care of me. I'm kind of a big deal.