#plushorgans

[alphiebetsoup]

omg oblivious clown gang

WHDHJSFN OBLIVIOUS CLOWNS RISE UP 🤝

[iheartguts]

All our happy organ plush in one happy place!

[nanisays-blog1]

My Cart Will Go On: Plush Organs

EveryBODY the search is over. If you've never known what gift to get me, or any other anatomy-lovin' med geek in your life, don't worry...Urine Great Hands, I have just the thing!

Plush organs. Yes, you read right. Cute squishy organs.

It's a bladder. A BLADDER. LOOK AT HIM. HE'S YELLOW. Like pee...and he's so happy.

The other thing that is incredibly satisfying about these huggables are their names. The creators have Brain Power! (oh God, I can't stop. Ova Achiever! You Move Me! I'm just so Sweet On You!)

Let's use THE RECTUM as an example shall we? Aptly named 'Bringing Up The Rear' the hangtag on this essential beauty is both educational and brilliant.

Hangtag Details Location: last stop on the intestinal tract Occupation: waste disposal Likes: the bathroom Dislikes: having to wait Fave Song: Drop It Like It’s Hot by Snoop Dogg Fave Book: Everyone Poops by Taro Gomi Looking For: someone who loves me for me.

In my cart? The You've Got Gall to replace my poor missing Gall Bladder and I'm a Liver not a Fighter because a) New Zealand accents are my favourite and b) LIVERS ARE SO AWESOME, DO YOU KNOW HOW AWESOME THEY ARE?

Here. This is how awesome they are.

Hangtag Details: I Wanna Be Your Liver Location: Underneath the lungs Likes: Detox, vitamins, hepatologists Dislikes: Ten-martini lunches, cirrhosis, hepatitis, jaundice Favorite Song: Have a Drink on Me by AC/DC Worst Fear: Failure Looking For: Someone to take good care of me. I'm kind of a big deal.