I just accidentally went down a rabbit hole on this novel I'm writing and wrote an entire chat/thread log for a fake reddit post and unfortunately it's my favorite thing I've written in this whole thing so far
Re: My sister came back wrong
Burnr1883: Guys, I still think it might be possession. Mary’s eyes have been GLOWING. The first couple times I thought it was the light but it’s NOT.
Jamesand: why would that mean possession
Burnr1883: What else goes inside of a human body and shows in their EYES? They’re the window to the soul
Jamesand: mods can we get a reminder about religious talk
Thetruthis0utth3r3: it’s relevant if it really is possession tho
Jamesand: this is a SERIOUS sub, guys
Jamesand: if you have actual evidence of possession, fine. but I doubt it
2themountains: you know they don’t have evidence, James.
2themountains: we all know what it really is, anyway.
Burnr1883: I’m looking at every possibility
Jamesand: true. he just doesn’t want to hear it
Jamesand: see you in a week to say I told you so
2themountains: if it’s not already in -your- head by then.
Re: My sister came back wrong
thetruthis0utth3r3: any updates??
Burnr1883: nothing new, yet. She’s been... really normal? Really nice. Nicer than she used to be.
x3sycamore: well, that makes sense since it isn’t her right
Re: My sister came back wrong
Burnr1883: she was in my room last night.
st0pfrodotime: this sub is getting weird dude
2themountains: what was she doing?
Burnr1883: I don’t know. But I heard her come in.
Burnr1883: I mustve fallen asleep before she left, I don’t remember her walking back out
2themountains: and do you feel any different?
thetruthis0utth3r3: shit man what do you think she did to him?????
Burnr1883: I don’t think so
Burnr1883: Should I? I feel... stupid. Why am I so scared that a 19 year old girl was in my room? I used to have to put bandaids on her because she was always falling over. Why should I be scared of THAT girl?
2themountains: because she’s not that girl anymore.
thetruthis0utth3r3: she isnt even human anymore
Burnr1883: she was just. standing there.
Jamesand: and you’re SURE this actually happened? this isn’t another lucid dreaming post, right??
x3sycamore: I thought this sub was about trusting each other’s stories, james
Jamesand: trust but verify.
Burnr1883: I’m pretty sure
2themountains: what did you see?
Burnr1883: I barely opened my eyes. I was pretending I was asleep. But I saw a little. I saw her
Burnr1883: Her shadow. Her eyes.
Burnr1883: They were glowing again
Burnr1883: I thought she was moonlight at first. It was a full moon
Burnr1883: and then I saw her open her mouth
2themountains: and her mouth?
st0pfrodotime: WHERE THE HELL DID HE GO AFTER ALL THAT
Burnr1883: If I put my webcam on tonight
Burnr1883: would anyone watch the livestream?
Burnr1883: just... just in case
x3sycamore: shit man of course
Re: My sister came back wrong
Burnr1883: I think she might be an angel
x3sycamore: aint nothing angelic about those things, burner
Burnr1883: she’s just like Mary, but better
Burnr1883: she used to be so angry
2themountains: don’t trust anything that won’t let you see it get angry.
Burnr1883: it’s like she’s been cleansed
Thetruthis0utth3r3: or like she’s lying to you
x3sycamore: turn on your webcam again tonight
x3sycamore: we’ll watch you
Burnr1883: you don’t need to do that anymore
Jamesand: sycamore, you’re not allowed to ask for pictures or footage
x3sycamore: fuck man can’t you ease off the rules for two seconds no one’s asking for nudes or face pics im trynna keep a man alive
Burnr1883: she won’t hurt me
x3sycamore: burner that thing is NOT your sister
thetruthis0utth3r3: yeah, like only an anglerfish is perfect to the thing that needs light
x3sycamore: don’t let the parasite trick you, man, you’ve read everything on the forums you know better than this
x3sycmore: @Burnr1883 @Burnr1883
2themountains: he’s gone.
Re: My sister came back wrong
2themountains: let him go.
x3sycamore: Burner? Any updates??
thetruthis0utth3r3: you dont actually expect him to answer do you
thetrutis0utth3r3: it’s been 2 days already
x3syacmore: 2 days is nothing. He could have logged off.
thetruthis0utth3r3: it’s not nothing when you’re living with one of them
x3sycamore: he didn’t leave the sub
thetruthis0utth3r3: yeah well that’s not usually dead people’s priority
x3sycamore: what are you trying to say
thetruthis0utth3r3: come on, don’t play dumb
Jamesand: some people just don’t want to hear the truth
2themountains: soon, no one’s gonna be able to play dumb
thtruthis0utth3r3: they’re really coming, aren’t they
2themountains: this sub is growing. the news is finally starting to talk all about those mysterious “disappearances” and “sicknesses”
2themountains: forget about Burner. worry about who it’s gonna be next.
Re: My sister came back wrong
x3sycamore: any updates, buddy?
