Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn
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Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn
$835,000/4 br/3 ba
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Built in 1929
Hudson Williams and Connor Storrie at the 2026 Met Gala (via alexachung on Instagram)
being a fox party at the mossy wood at 10 dont be late
Joy and whimsy detected! This fox party is joyful and whimsical!
I’m putting in my too weak notice.
I’m a big fan of reenactment archaeology. I think there’s a lot to be said for recreating a scenario to better understand decisions made in generations past. Usually there’s an inherent logic to them.
Which is to say, that now that I have a baby of my own, I understand so much better the common cultural practice in which unmarried women wear their hair loose and uncovered, while married women have their hair covered and/or bound back.
I doubt it was just for modesty, oh no. No, my friends, I see now that the reason for this common practice of mothers binding back their hair is because there is nothing, I mean nothing, a baby love more than YANKING EVERY STRAND OF HAIR THAT COMES WITHIN GRABBING DISTANCE OF THEIR STICKY, SWEATY, AND IMPOSSIBLY STRONG LITTLE HANDS.
Please stop being nonbinary too. God only created one gender. You must conform to that.
THERES ONLY ONE NOW?????
Edited to add: Since a lot of people are reblogging this original post, I'm adding the updated version I did that incorporates the intersex circle...
I know intersex people are still getting excluded in a lot of LGBTQIA+ spaces (let alone wider society) and I think it's crucial to show this group is included in the statement that we all deserve equal rights.
Petition to make this our new flag because this looks cool as fuck
Did my once a decade duty of redownloading Twine and experienced true joy for maybe a week
a shaning gibbous moon shines clear in the sky tonight
and there are twice as many stars as usual
have y’all heard about these guys shane and ilya
i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street
a number of years ago when I was at Boy Scout Camp, someone shared this bit of trivia. Within days, it had become a competition, the entire camp overrun by elbow licking. See, the thing about it is, if you're aware of the licker, you can feel it. But if you don't know someone is doing it, you legitimately cannot feel the lick. So for the rest of the week, you'd spot kids sneaking up on each other, attempting to lick elbows unnoticed. It was wild.
When my younger siblings were still 11 and 8, our family stayed in a couple of cabins with four other families who had kids in the same age group. So there were a dozen or so kids running around living their best feral lives, and licking elbows became The Activity—double prestige if you licked an adult’s elbow.
So that’s why a bunch of parents rubbed jalapeño juice on their elbows
…and why our family still says ‘these elbows are spicy!! You have to sniff them first!’
Your friend’s unpublished fic idea is kind of a dead wife
i also want to read this guy’s dead wife