Jan 25, 2019
The only shots shots shots shots shots shots I endorse are vaccines.
Midorima Shintarou
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The only shots shots shots shots shots shots I endorse are vaccines.
Midorima Shintarou
Akashi: Please tell me you love me more than you love milkshakes.
Kuroko: It’s about the same.
Akashi: I'll take it.
Midorima: It’s the worst when people use their signs as an excuse.
Midorima: They’re like, “Oh, sorry I was being such a bitch! I’m a Virgo!”
Midorima: No, you’re a dick.
Midorima: It’s not you, it’s your horoscope.
Midorima:
Midorima:
Midorima: Actually, it’s you too.
[goes into a diner]
Midorima: Coffee! And a shot of cynicism!
Midorima: I loved playing doctor as a child.
[flashback to little Midorima with a stethoscope and a stuffed bear]
Midorima: The cancer has spread. Get your house in order.
Why would you take responsibility for your actions and blame yourself when you can just blame it on your zodiac sign?
Midorima Shintarou
Doctor Midorima: I have bad news and worse news. The bad news is that you’re going to die in 24 hours.
Patient: …And the worse news?
Doctor Midorima: I forgot to tell you this yesterday.