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so, when I found out you liked egg puns I started mentally changing ur URL to fueledbyseggovia but it felt like such a forced egg pun

I can’t believe I have missed that pun for so long. All egg puns are good puns. You’re a genius my dude, I love that!

#eggs have become my legacy in the fam #and I am oddly okay with that #narcojuice #asks #ranger fam #eggs #lil brollie

i feel really bad for telling u to get hit by a car to fix your financial situation. in the words of Socrates, "boy I'm dumb as shit" no srs tho I'm sorry

no pal it’s fine!!!! i’m not kidding when i say i joke about that shit all the time and my professors deadass have to remind kids that no, that won’t work out in your favor bc everyone talks about doing it the US is just fucked lol

but yeah it’s no worries!!!!!

#reppin lies #narcojuice #pls do not worry it's all joke!!!!

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31: 3 random factsI have 2 tattoos, I’ve broken 2 people’s noses, as a kid I wanted to grow up and be a Jedi/X-wing pilot like Luke Skywalker. And tbh I still do

34: Most embarrassing momentThe first thing that came to mind was the whole papi incident. If you go through my “personal nonsense” tag you’ll find the original posts about it.

39: Favorite sportsFutbol and baseball, but I do follow american football if I’m at my parents.

#thanks lil bro ily #asks #narcojuice #lil brollie

if you're American. Issa actual fact that if you get hit by a car while on campus the University pays for your tuition. I mean at least I think it is I read it online

listen this is a thing that gets brought up during lectures nigh constantly believe it or not we’re Constantly talking about that but it’s 100% a rumor like i think if it’s a campus vehicle it’s more true but they drive slow as hell on purpose so they will never hit a student in a way that’s their fault

#reppin lies #narcojuice #god i wish tho