i think you've infected me with the bad imagines disease because i had the cursed thought of 'imagine going to a new years eve costume party w/ nardy, he's a minion and you're one of the gnomes from gnomeo and juliet' and i think about that a lot now.
that’s horrifying i’m so glad I have corrupted you !
Imagine...
'Oh my god, Nardy,' you giggle, 'you said this was a sexy costume party!'
'Every party is sexy with you at it, Y/N,' he purrs, placing his arm around your waist.
'That's not what I meant and you know it,' you elbow him playfully. 'I thought everyone else would be wearing sexy costumes.'
'Aren't they?' he smiles mischievously.
You sigh and roll your eyes. Everyone else at Babet's New Year's party is dressed up as something, but you and Nardy are the only people who have added a sexy twist to your costumes.
His whole body is painted yellow and he's wearing an oversized pair of goggles. He's clad only in a very skimpy pair of blue dungarees that leave very little to the imagination.
You've gone for the sexy gnome look - it's a cliche, but a cliche for a reason. All the way over here, guys kept stopping dead in their tracks once they saw your gnomely beauty.
Together, you make your way through the crowd to say hi to Babet - it's only polite to greet your host, of course - and then you start to mingle. It's not long, though, before you grow bored of talking to Disney princesses and the occasional croissant. You find your focus sliding back to Nardy's banana-coloured chest, so sexily revealed by the dungarees.
'Hey,' you say, catching hold of his dungaree straps. 'How about we find a bathroom and make this party a private one?'
His eyes grow very wide. 'You want some crack?'
'Ohmygod, Nardy, no,' you giggle. 'I was just thinking...we could get a little intimate.'
He understands immediately. 'Of course, Y/N. How better to welcome in a new year?'
