#narutod20

[2short2beahobbit]

That Time My Players Made Bernie Sanders an NPC

So background: I run a NarutoD20 and Dungeons and Dragons 5e home-brew with some of my fellow anime fan friends who wanted to try DnD over the quarantine. 

One of the prominent NPCs in my world is the head of the local Ninja Police Force and he’s responsible for sending the characters on missions a lot of the time. 

Well, I suck at character voices, especially men’s voices, so when I was trying to role-play as the police chief (who was unnamed at the time) everyone started laughing and my Christopher Walken-esque voice morphed into Bernie Sanders. Thus to the intense pleasure of my players: Ninja Bernie Sanders-san was born. 

He is terrible at math but he is always there for the “tiny genin” and he always promises to forgive the student loan debt they inevitably gained from their ninja academy education and pay any of their health bills should they be injured during a mission. 

[askjaelyn]

What's the most ridiculous home-brewed content you've ever seen for a game?

Hmm, I'd have to say a  Narutod20 game, where we fought against a ninja version, of Dora the Explorer with a talking blue monkey companion and a fox summon, who could steal all of our items. It was the most weird and hysterical boss fight I'd ever had the opportunity of being in. She kept stabbing me, and wouldn't stop.

[askjaelyn]

It's like the young-cop-old-two-days-from-retirement-cop schtick. Except the old cop is a cradle-robbing lesbian And the young cop is a flamboyant asexual dick

My DM talking about my idea for my two charcter

One's a metro asexual puppeteer.

The other is a older lesbian swordswoman,  .

They are both assholes.