#nasty af

[grilledpeachh]

Anytime I start wondering if I should get myself a lil boyfriend, I open insta, check my dms, and the first thing I see is a guy thirsting over my two and a half selfies while he has a whole woman and a baby on the way…yikes

[indigosparkle333]

She’s got a pretty face, but a nasty mind

[mattynmarns]

i never feel that drunk until I tilt my head at a different angle and immediately get the worst motion sickness of my life

[lettherebemonsters]

Thaddeus Ross glared daggers at Crossbones. He may be old but he wasn't out. " I've been killin' sons o' bitches like you before yer own mo

@kingcrossbones

Ross' eyes glowed as he followed Brock to the driver's side. With a finger, he slammed the door hard enough to rattle the glass. If he used two fingers, he'd crush the door.

" Brock Rumlow. Member of HYDRA. Codenamed Crossbones. And that's just the first sentence of SHIELD's dossier on you.

Now, if you fucking looked at me you'd know exactly who the fuck I am. And you're really fucking pissing me off right now."

He started digging one finger into the metal, the steel turning red as it began to liquify around the small area.

Ross' eyes glowed red as his voice began to turn husky, more dangerous.

" You really don't want to around me when I'm fucking pissed off...."

[the-up-all-night-show95-blog]

#letsfuck

[acapelladitty]

write a ficlet about someone having sex the Jigsaw puppet

pick anyone

[THIS IS A JOKE PROMPT]

Full fic available below the cut! But don't say that I didn't warn you 😉

[faffreux]

Do you ever think about how nasty paper money is like.... it’s been God knows where and it’s never been washed or sanitized it’s just accumulating bacteria from every hand it passes through and I have to touch it every day at work and basically I think about this a lot

[ask-steampunk-america]

// Bruh I found a drawing portrait of my 2P! France in my gallery but I hate the anatomy so here's it cropped-