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“Uuuuurgh.“
Gru yelled out as he slid down the vinyl seat of his favorite coffee house, Bean there, Done that. The screeching sound emanating from his backside woke him from his stupor as he continued to type on his laptop. The numbered card on his table being taken away and replaced by a hot cup of black coffee. The bitter, roasted smell wafted into his beaky nose. Letting out a mroe contented sigh as he pulled out a five and tipped his waitress.
“Your morning is probably vorse then mine.”
He said, eyes still focused on the spreadsheet before him. All in all it was a quiet morning. At least until the sound of the door jingled and from the entrance of the coffee shop poured in what seem to look six or seven yellow creatures.
__’BOSSU BOSSU! EL CRIMINALS. STAHL BIG DIAMOND. MUCHO SCREAMS! ’
“Some bad guys stole a diamond? Okay...This affects me how?”
__’Big boom! En fuego! Ehehehe. Bossu go stop el boom. In three!’
“Okay.....One keep quiet, you’re scaring people. Two. Lets go.”
He sighed as he closed his laptop, stuffing it into his backpack, slinging one strap over a shoulder as he walked out. His other hand holding the coffee.
“Jeez Michael. Lets everybody hear it huh? Somebody might vant to play hero and hurt themselves.”
The trip was short as they arrived at a closed off section of sector 003. After finding the tracks of whatever criminals the minions told him of, the ex-villian sent them home. Not wanting them hurt in case something happened. Zipping up his jacket he stayed close to the shadows, feet barely making a sound as he rounded up a dark corner. In an abandoned square was a cluster of makeshift tents. Sitting on old milk crates were a group of men, in one of their hands was a large green jewel. Not a diamond but valuable nonetheless.
“I’m too old to play hero.”, He whispered, as he continued to watch the men.
