A Little Mischief is a Mother's Grievance by natashasledger
A Fantasy turned Reality
Once upon a time Loki had sex with Heather. It was great. The End.
A Bundle of Mischief
Heather and Loki had constant sex. Heather got pregnant and had a demi god baby. It was too much to bear and she died. Loki cackled and took the baby and flew to the sun
The end.
A Life Ruiner’s Destiny
It’s been 10 years since the death of heather. Loki had moved on to better things. He decided to rule the world by using his son to infiltrate midgard. He named his son, Tom Hiddleston and he became a successful actor gathering a large army; or fanbase if you will. Action was to be taken soon.
The end.
A Son’s Will, and A Father’s Demise
The time was ripe to strike. Loki ordered his son Tom to activate the gas chambers with all his fans inside. The mutation would grow within them turning them into monsters for Loki to rule and control. Loki would enslave the entire human race. Tom could not bear to see that happen to his lovely fans as he is much too classy of a motherfucker to do anything bad (like seriously, what a fuck butt). His mom, Heather spoke to him from beyond the grave and told him to do what he feels right. She also proceeded to try and seduce him but now was not the time and Tom couldn’t afford a boner. He hurried towards his father’s base to stop the madness and by using only his wits with pudding, he managed to stop the apocalypse. He banished Loki into the afterlife where heather resided and she gave him a whooping because they like it that way.
The end.
Epilogue- A Mother’s Love
It’s been 15 years since Heather had died. Tom would visit her grave every month and rest flowers on her grave since flowers always have some fucking sentimental meaning. They represented the meaning "i'll remember, always." As Tom was spreading goodwill across the midgardian realm, he came across the Ghost Rider; aka Johnny blaze. Blaze revealed to Tom that Heather was indeed alive, it turns out she did not die but in fact banished into the nether region of which Loki created. Tom was adamant of finding her once again and trekked across dimensions to find her. He reached the nether region and there she was draped in white (what a whore am I right?) and he thought "wow, I never thought I would see such a beauty before me," but all he could muster out loud was a ehehehehe. Heather as she was picking flowers from god knows where (like she is in a nether region for fuck sake) and looked up to see her son. They ran to each other like lions during the hunt. As they clasp each other’s bodies in an embrace all she could muster out loud was "tom, let's do it". And why not? Tom never had a girlfriend since he had such a horrible mother complex. But it’s totally ok since all mythology with gods had a lot of incest present like jesus christ you freaky deakys. And she and tom made passionate love which I can’t explain because its t graphic. And the two began to live a life in midgard. Soon enough from the countless encounters in the bed at any time of the day, heather became pregnant again and soon gave birth to a baby boy. They rejoiced for their new child together (you weirdos) and from the distance a faint chuckle could be heard.
The end.
there might be more i dunno
- written by natashasledger inspired by me, heather, omg no