#nateo.txt

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It's my birthday today! I'm 20 : )

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I want to be a rugged, lumberjack-looking man with long flowing hair and a wonderful beard. Alas, I am but a bare, baby-faced man with nothing but a weird ass haircut and dysphoria up the ass.

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i fixed up my about, squad, and system page. please like this if you gave them a look.

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I am a very handsome man that loves cats and my fiancee to little pieces. Give me a box of kittens and I won't marry you but I will raise them and cherish them as if they were my kids. No you can't have them back, they're mine now. Fuck off. I have a system full of many attractive people who protect and love me v much bc I'm perfect binch.

TRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU 10/10

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Why Am I Not Surprised?

The cis people in my life continue to disappoint me with their half-assed acceptance...I don’t CARE how hard it is for YOU. It isn’t about YOU it never fucking was about YOU. It’s about ME.I  know, SHOCKING!! I CAN ACTUALLY BE SELFISH AND FUCKING WANT PEOPLE TO RESPECT MY IDENTITY! WOW!! AMAZING!!! FUCKING ASTONISHING RIGHT?!?!

So next time you say to me how fucking hard it is for YOU to accept who I am now, imagine how hard it is for ME when you say shit like that. Imagine how hard it is for ME when I am basically invalidated and told I’ll never be seen as a real man every time you say THAT NAME. Every time you laugh when I say I am worried people will misgender me and mistake me for what I am not.

You have it EASY. Fuck off. Don’t fucking patronize me and tell me how hard it is for YOU.

Fuck YOU.

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cookie dough for nate! :3c

cookie dough: do you play any instruments?

Ah man I wish!! I tried to play the flute, piano, guitar, and the violin but  just never stuck with any of them. Plus I couldn’t afford lessons so.....

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This Week On Pointless Complaining:

The host goes on a plane to visit his grandmother more at 3. Carrying on, On today's Show we have Panic! At The Airport as our live entertainment Next we have a live interview with Nate about how hectic his morning was because his alarm never went off Then we have the live debate Nate had with his mother about immigration policies and trans people's rights to use the bathroom on the ride over to the airport. After we have the chilling story of how Nate forgot to put his pocket knife in his suitcase and had to check in his laptop case and the rest of the stuff he wanted to have on the plane into the check-in area because otherwise he'd have to throw his knife away! And lastly, we have his panic attack in the airport gate as he awaits for the highly anticipated plane to arrive so he can board!!

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hello! i'm a friend of star's and they mentioned that you did music divination. that sounds interesting, how does it work?

I’m not sure why Star would direct you to me, but I am more than willing to explain it to you.

Music Divination, or as some call it, Shufflemancy, is a type of divination where you place your music on shuffle, ask the question you want answered, and you skip to a song based on a number out of 100 you either came to on your own (it’s mostly instinct and what number(s) stick(s) out more, or repeatedly comes up as you think of numbers), or shuffled randomly until it felt right.

After you shuffle as many times as the number you got via either method, you should have the song you want. When this happens, you then listen to the lyrics and there in lies the answer to your question. The way you do this is interpreting the meaning of the lyrics to see what the song is telling you the answer is.

Troubleshooting: If you get a song that seems nonsensical based on the question you asked, or it’s a parody song, don’t fret! Sometimes when you ask a divination tool a question it’s not quite sure what you meant when you asked it. So what you’ll want to do then is think of a way to rephrase the question and ask again. Sometimes it’s just wording that makes a LOAD of difference.

And lastly, like all other divination tools, the divination tool you use for Music Divination/Shufflemancy will come with a personality. Some tools are finicky and require VERY specific phrasing and word usage, some want you to address it in a VERY formal manner and start/end every session with thank yous and pleases, some are unendingly kind and want nothing more than to help, some are passive aggressive as hell, etc. It’ll take some prior planning and spending time with your divination tool to find out the bond you will have with it, but otherwise that’s all I have!

Thanks for taking an interesting in the unique brand of divination I practice! : >