I've always dreamt of being a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle. But which one?
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I've always dreamt of being a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle. But which one?
Are you kidding me?
Found this note on my car today.
This is how far my car was sticking out in the lane.
I am stupid.
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