#natrail posts

[national-rail]

me: do you think this train touches the overhead wires normally or do you think she gets freaky with it

train conductor who i've been distracting from my lack of ticket for 35 minutes now: y'know i think she gets freaky with it

[national-rail]

trains were designed to remedy such things as being 156 miles away from beautiful women

[national-rail]

trains are not mammals and therefore do not produce milk 👍

[national-rail]

lets make a train

wheels

bogeys (trucks)

windows

doors

motors

disabled toilet

pantograph

drivers cab

body (height)

body (length)

Voting ended onJan 27

[national-rail]

i'm pregnant and it's formed of 5 coaches

[national-rail]

me: ugh i'm yearning so much surely there's some stupid post about kissing trains i could make about this angelic class 377 descending above me from the heavens: *crushes me into a fine paste as it crashes into the ground*

[national-rail]

how to travel on train with girlfriend

sit next to her so you can lean on each other

sit across from each other so you can look at each other

i have multiple girlfriends and can do both >:)

im not a lesbian so am unable to comprehend this question

Voting ended onMar 2

[national-rail]

just one more redesign. surely one more redesign will cut costs. surely if we redesigned the railway currently mid construction to be slower it would cut costs right. surely if we alter the specs for the trains we already ordered we'll save money. surely if we downgrade the signalling system and upgrade it later it'll cost less. just one more redesign trust.