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Yuri: I truly go into housewife mode when I'm someone's soulmate. Like, I'll make you pancakes and bacon every morning. Natsuki: This is a lie. Natsuki: I'm literally dating her. This is a lie. Natsuki: SHE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO COOK A PANCAKE, WHAT IS THIS.
Sayori: picks Natsuki up Natsuki: The fuck? Sayori: funky scrunkly :3 Natsuki: PUT ME DOWN-
MC: Make her pussy wet, not her eyes. Monika: Make his dick hard, not his life. Yuri: Break her bed, not her heart. Natsuki: Get on his dick, not his nerves. Sayori: Always salt your pasta while boiling it.
Sorry for the hiatus. Here's something that I made in DDSC to ease the pain of not getting a post for a while.
Monika: Hmm, there's gotta be some way that I can brainwash MC to like me. gasp I know! pulls out phone and begins typing in Google 'how to brainwash peop-' Cuts to Monika being let out of juvie Natsuki: What did you do NOW? Monika: I followed the advice online. Cut to Natsuki and Monika getting in Monika's car Monika: Apparently, it's illegal to alter the minds of other people using Cold War CIA techniques.
MC, to Natsuki: You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony.
Natsuki: Vegetable oil is made from vegetables, coconut oil is made from coconuts, so BABY OIL- Monika: CAN'T WE JUST HAVE A NICE CLUB MEETING FOR ONCE?!
Monika: Good night. Yuri: Sleep tight. Monika: Don't let the bedbugs crawl up to your ear and whisper threatening things that make you question yourself. Natsuki: Great, Monika, now Yuri's freaking the fuck out.
