#source: tawog

[thealtoduck]

*Octavian with a boyfriend who’s one of the few people who can (sort of) tolerate him*

*Having dinner together*

Y/n: So, how do you like the sushi? It took me hours-

Octavian: It’s cold.

Y/n: ……

Y/n: Let me heat it up for you

*Cuts to Y/n getting held down by Reyna while Camp Jupiter is on fire in the background.

Y/n: IS THAT HOT ENOUGH FOR YOU?! IS IT?! IS IT HOT ENOUGH?! IS IT HOT ENOUGH FOR YOU?!!

[bwaybby09]

Dean: Cas… just tell me your secret.

Cas: No.

Sam: What secret?

Cas: You know…

Sam: Oh, THAT secret.

Dean: What?! You know too?! Come on, Sammy, I’m your big brother! Please, please, please tell me!

Sam: Sorry, Dean, but I won’t. It’s for your own good.

Dean: Fine. If that’s the way you wanna play, I’ll just have to get it out of you.

(Dean starts poking Sam’s head)

Dean: Come on, come on, come on, come on, tell me, tell me, tell me, I know you're gonna tell me, you might as well tell me now, tell me now—

(While in the library)

Dean: —tell me now, tell me now, tell me now, you know I'm gonna break you, bro, you might as well tell me now, you're gonna break, this is gonna break you, tell me now.

(While brushing their teeth)

Dean: Tell me now, tell me now, tell me now, come on, Sammy, come on, Sammy.

(While in the Impala)

Dean: Tell me now, tell me now, put it down, lay it down, fess it up.

Sam: You do that one more time…

Dean:

Sam:

(Dean pokes Sam’s head once)

*Later*

Dean: (with a black eye) Hey, I’ve been chatting with Sam and he told me everything, so it’s okay to talk about it now.

Cas: He didn’t, did he?

Dean: (sighs) No.

[cosmicbrownie-cupid]

This is basically how it went, right?

[gamegem92]

(Sidekick belongs to @tripecake, but Crystal is mine)

Sidekick, countering something Crystal said: THEN #MAKE #SURE #YOU #STAYALIVETO #ENJOYIT!

Crystal, thoroughly scared: …that’s not how hashtags work?

[aerith-jade]

Malleus: Is it weird that I think about Yuu so much it makes my ears sweat?

Lilia: No.

Malleus: Is it weird that I think about Yuu all the time, even in the bathroom?

Lilia: Uh, no?

Malleus: Is it weird that I bought a ring and I want to ask child of man to marry me?

Lilia: No.

Lilia: Wait, what!?

[kcuf-ad]

Sonic: *talking about Amy*

Sonic: I mean just because we are in love, doesn't mean we have to obsessed with each othe-

The computer: *ping*

Sonic: *breaks through the wall* A NEW EMAIL!

[zenless-zone-zero-incorrect]

Yanagi: Soukaku was banned from Waterfall Soup, so we had to go to the one on Sixth Street.

Soukaku: Well, they shouldn’t say “all you can eat” if they don’t mean it…

Yanagi: Soukaku, you ate a chair.

[perrysaurolophus]

Buzz(takes deep breath): I’ll have to say no. A man’s house is his castle, and this is our house. Our castle. So get out of here! GET OUT OF OUR HOUSE!

McFinn: Or what?

Buzz: … (shrugs)

(Buzz, Caruso, Max, & Rodg get kicked outside)

Caruso: I don’t understand. We did everything right

Max: Yeah. You turned responsible, and showed some backbone. I don’t get it

Rodger: Hmm, something’s missing. Some kind of ruthless ruler

Buzz: Yeah. A wrathful divinity, that could crush this joyful chaos with one hit from its iron fist! Someone like-

(car door slams; everyone turns to Fiona)

Fiona: *walks up from the car, glaring*

Buzz, Caruso, Max, & Rodger: *cringe in fear*

Fiona(walks into the lighthouse; snaps her fingers)

(Sonic wave expands out)

Fiona(evil sounding voice): You are going to clean this place until it looks better than when you arrived. Then you will leave, and never come back

McFinn: Pfft. Or what?

Fiona: *grabs him & stares into his soul*

McFinn(cringes in fear; starts cleaning the house)

Pat & Mike: *also start cleaning*