#natsuo:

[incorrect-league-of-villains]

Natsuo: Hey, I’m here for the cult stuff?

Dabi:

Tomura: How did you find us...?

Natsuo: I saw your ad on craigslist.

Tomura: our fucking what

Dabi: you said you wanted me to recruit some new members so

Tomura: DABI

[incorrect-natshig]

Ok but imagine: Shigaraki telling Natsuo really cringy pickup lines that makes anyone else that hear them lose 5 years off of their life, but every time Natsuo hears Shigaraki say one he basically falls in love with him again and becomes a really big flustered mess

What’s more he says it when everyone is least expecting it💖💖

Shigaraki: Everyone, focus, this is really important. One small mistake and it’s over for the League.

Shigaraki: Natsuo, just in case, do you know CPR?

Natsuo: [nodding seriously] Yeah, I do.

Shigaraki: 

Shigaraki: [very slightly blushing] Good, because you take my breath away.

Everyone else: [collectively rolling their eyes]

Natsuo: [turns red with embarrassment]

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Natsuo: [on the phone] Sorry, can’t make it today, I’ve got an assignment due.

Shigaraki: It’s fine, you must be exhausted.

Dabi: If you dare finish that sentence-

Shigaraki: 

Shigaraki: You’ve been running through my head all day-

Dabi: oKay tHAt’S iT-

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Natsuo does try to reciprocate sometimes but it doesn’t really work out the way he expects💜💜

Natsuo: [smirking] There must be something wrong with my eyes, ‘cause-

Shigaraki: Go see a doctor, dumbass.

Natsuo: No, I meant-

Shigaraki: You’re overworking a bit too much these days, I swear. [gestures to the spot next to him on the couch] Get some rest, I’ll make sure no one disturbs you.

Natsuo:

Natsuo: [silently shuffles over, internally screaming]