Can goddamn light beers companies please stop acting like their beers aren’t just cans of cold garbage pee juice?
Don’t be like “urrr look we have flavor” when your beer tastes like the juice that collects at the bottom of garbage bags. Your only selling point is “6 dollars for a 12 pack.” And as far as economical ways to get drunk, every plastic two-quart bottle of bottom-shelf whiskey has you beat, Miller Lite.











