#naturalbornfollower

[yourhairispretty]

[Licks face] It's a licking disease! Spread it by licking- ah who am I kidding? I just want to lick your face, Jean. Tastes like leadership. Yum <3

MARCO LET’S MAKE BUTTBABIES

[yourhairispretty]

(ㆁᴗㆁ✿) Come on, Jean! Shatter my self-esteem!

url: don’t get it | not bad | nice | good job | love it omg | who did you kill

theme: not my type | ehh | decent | I like it | pretty amazing | I’m stealing it

icon: don’t get it | not bad | nice | pretty | flawless omg | brb killing myself

posts: not my type | not bad | nice job | love | perfection | give me your password

following: no sorry | just followed | yes | you mean stalk what 

CAN I JUST TAKE A SEXY SECOND TO PROMO THIS FUCKING AMAZING MARCO?!

LIEK MUN IS AMAZING AND MAKES ME CRY WITH LAUGHTER AND HER CRACK-MARCO MAKES ME DIE A LITTLE INSIDE AND I JUST -

ILU SRSLY LIKE FOREVER

[yourhairispretty]

*Lies on the ground* Jeaaaaaaaaannn... What has one eye and flies? .... My corpse!! A Titan told me that one. I didn't get it at first but when I did? Man, that Titan made my sides split!

[yourhairispretty]

Marco's mating call

natural-born-follower: GET TREAFY

[yourhairispretty]

((Just going to give you one of these~ ∞

marcno. you are high on fucking honey buns.

-aggressively loves you forever- i fronted, i totally love your assless chaps

[yourhairispretty]

natural-born-follower makes me cry.

yourhairispretty: i can't decide

yourhairispretty:: if you're the best or the worst marco

natural-born-follower: half and half

yourhairispretty: i'm so done.

[logos-and-pathos]

Epicurean Adventures of a Gastronomical Nature

Hanji sighed, looking over the infinite cans of soup in the canned foods aisle. How many permutations of soup involving chicken and rice can there be? Too many, it looked like.

Shifting the weight of her heavy basket to her other arm to help alleviate the pain, she grabbed a few of her staple favorites and tossed them in, wincing at the added heaviness that dug into her flesh. Frozen TV dinners, pre-made soup, SPAM ... she was sure her grandmother was rolling in her grave at the lack of any nutritional value of her quotidian diet now.

Hanji chewed her lip at the thought and decided to waddle down to the produce section. She threw a few peaches and apples into her basket, looking idly over the rest of the produce, until she saw something strange but familiar.

Lychees.

She carefully picked out an especially vibrantly-colored bunch and placed it carefully in her basket, a mild but genuine smile crept on her lips, remembering that kid from the bus stop.

[yourhairispretty]

natural-born-follower is a dick

logo-and-pathos: does hanji zoe need to choke a bitch?

natural-born-follower: choke him half to death

coffeeshop-jean: Marco

coffeeshop-jean: no