#navypolicenorge

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navypolicenorge

 "Oh, hello, officer.  What seems to be the problem?"

[mapleandsnow]

I got tagged

What is your OTP? I used to think RussiaxCanada, because of this couple of fics I read, but reading the rest of the ‘literature’ (and realizing I loved the girl who liked yaoi a lot more than I actually cared to read about two dicks too many) has switched me to FemPrussiaxFemAustria.  BROTP? Gotta be the awesome trio (Prussia, Denmark and America) How many current muses do you have? 3, and all different blogs on the same account! TuT Means I can’t ask questions in character, but I’m way too lazy to switch from one account to another.  How long have you been on tumblr? Like, half a year? If you could go to any country, right now, free of charge, where would you go? …If I could speak the languages, I’d want to visit Scandinavia… Who is (are) your senpai(s)? Oh god.  •whitehair-whiteboots-redeyes is pretty eloquent and loves destroying muses emotionally even more than I love breaking them physically and mentally. (Which is actually a bit unnerving: I’m a sadistic psycho when it comes to fictional characters, so it’s worrying to think there’s someone crueler.) •I haven’t known italys-germany for long, but he/she doesn’t mind weird combinations and is a damn reliable partner. As soon as I finish this, I’m gonna respond to our thread and ten bucks says she responds within 5 minutes, no matter what time it is.  •prussianwings is the senpai of all senpais: fantastic muse, incredible verse, responses that read like novellas, even a hella theme. But we live in entirely different time zones and they’re only online when I’m asleep. ;^; •asktherealfemgermany was more than willing to put up with my weirdness and the more than insane ship of KatMad.  •familie-est-amour somehow manages an incredible number of threads and they always respond lightning fast. I’m realizing I spend more time interacting with Germanys and Prussias than I do with Americas or Frances or other characters that would make sense for a Canada… Who is your favourite Hetalia character (if any)?  “W-w-well, I lo- sort of l-like my muse, eh?” *blushing furiously red and staring at her feet* “J-just not the way the f-fandom writes either ‘C-Canadia’, eh?” *blushes even harder. Might want to see a doctor, cause there is something wrong with her circulation* “Um, ah, maple and pancakes, eh?” *explodes* *literally explodes* *the blood in her blush is so pressurized that her face legitimately splatters open from too much uke**also because she’s suicidal and depressed from loneliness* Is this the real life? No, it’s just fantasy.  Pirates or ninjas? (VERY IMPORTANT) Both. At the same time.  WHO’S AWESOME?! Prussia! Duh! I tag  theregalalpha asktherealfemgermany italys-germany famille-est-amour aph-italy-romano navypolicenorge pastaburgers expiredhopes achiamacrede

1) If you had another muse, who would you want it to be? 2) AU wish list? 3) mun’s most and least favorite thing about muse? 4) muse’s most and least favorite thing about mun? 5) What time zone are you in? 6) Is your accent/dialect different from your muse? 7) Pairings you like for your muse? 8) Do you prefer rping fluff, angst, smut, etc? 9) Your favorite drink? 10) Most ridiculous line you’ve written?

[mapleandsnow]

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achiamacrede bieguanwo italys-germany navypolicenorge

Madeline huffed, tugging on one of her pigtails in frustration and readjusting her bag on her shoulder. Lost was one thing, lost in a foreign country whenever she didn’t speak the language was another level of problem entirely.

[lejonet-i-norr]

What a cutie

Vad..? [rubs eyes, looking up at Lukas] …

[thebloomingrosefamily]

(videotape meme) Lukas' jaw tensed as he stared at the screen, now showing nothing but static. The chief was talking, but his words came through as if he was in a haze. He just wanted to get out on the streets and find the poor girl and the bastard that had done that to her.

Your muse has just watched a videotape of my muse being severely abused. How does your muse react?

Guew was inside an abandoned warehouse, tied up and nearly beaten to death. She was exhausted and trying to call for help, but she didn’t even have the energy to do even that.