#naw muses

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Shot calling it now:

Thimble's gonna be Critical Role's own Pixie version of Arya Stark. She's got a list of names, a penchant for love, violence, honor + revenge. And she always gets the job done.

Plus smol & overlooked until it's too late.

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So the last three minutes of CR4 episode 3 be like

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I’m gonna need a talented artist to draw Huntrix in the outfits EJAE, Rei Ami & Audrey Nuna wore during their Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade performance.

Double points if they’re ALSO performing in the parade in universe!

You draw: this art.

You receive: my unending butch lesbian alligence

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I can’t believe that Dame Miranda Cosgrove works for Baron Casimir. And her donkey was holding all of the keep’s stash of spaghetti tacos.

How will they survive his first week of baronship?

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Having beaten RE9 twice now, I gotta wonder:

Do you think Spencer, in his last days after seeing the horrors and failure strewn in his wake, turned to adopting an orphaned baby as his hope because that was the eternal goal of his late master, Miranda?

All the brilliant & horrifying woman did with the strain of mold, and its subsequent experiments, was not done to create bio-weapons or turn a profit, it was simply to try & bring her lost daughter back. Spencer knew that. It’s why they fought and eventually parted in his youth.

His requiem was finally making peace that Miranda was right; a daughter is worth everything.

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Unfriendly reminder that Sandra Lynn dating Bobby Dawn in the past was not only shit because he was a taken man & the relationship ended up ruining her reputation. But ALSO because The Church of Helio is exclusionary to non-humans.

Meaning that Bobby being indicated in having a romantic relationship with an ELF? That just couldn’t happen. Not when he had a good Helio fearing human woman & the eyes of the church on his rising status.

Better to paint her as the Scarlet Letter, slandering her name so no one would ever believe anything she said so that nothing could come back to him.

I’d bet money that literally all of the rumors about Sandra Lynn’s promiscuity from that time stem from that man covering his own ass.

And everyone took his side.

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Bless the Bad Kids. Those emotional, stressed & caring darlings. The moment they each heard Kristen has being failed & expelled after seeing an actual upswing in her academic work, they all wanted to throw down.

And after hearing from Jawbone exactly HOW Bobby Dawn was failing her? NOW THE WEAPONS COME OUT.

In their bent for Justice, they ignored the gimme handed to them.

They have documentation from Bobby Dawn himself, in Kristen’s own student file, that he chose to throw out a previously decided upon work load for a child without informing said child of the decision. Thus making all her school work that she has been turning in for the past months useless.

The acting principle & final say on matters at the school, at least for now & by the weird bylaws, is currently The Student Council President.

A Student.

Bringing that file + Jawbone’s read of the situation to Mazey would’ve probably still lead to the Last Standard Exam for the party.

But it would’ve also gotten Bobby Dawn kicked from the Cleric Teacher position since Mazey told Kristen she would take her experience in the new class with this Teleport Evangelist very seriously. And if anything was weird? They’d address it.

So.

The Bad Kids. They love The Long way.

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With the twist during The Last Stand-ard Exam of what ends up happening to Buddy, I have a theory.

Easy gimme in regards to what’s up with the Rat Grinders is that it’s something being charged & run by Kipperlilly. But isn’t that too easy of a thing?

She’s always angry. And off putting to pretty much everyone. Perhaps even her own party. And Brennan was sure to point that out during the last episode:

“How you all instantly felt about her is pretty much how everyone feels when they meet her”

So what if she isn’t the one pulling all the strings in the Rat Grinders?

Obviously she was in the pocket dimension to be able to sneak into the Bad Kids’ Last Stand. Which was something she had to do with a Wizards’ help. With Oisin’s help specifically, as we saw his scaled claws holding her for the teleportation. And maybe even for the invisibility.

What was one of the first things Oisin had told Adaine at Fabian’s party? That Wizard Class components were a doozy to get but that his family was pretty well off thanks to a distant ancient dragon relative. I believe he had said it was a great great great (couple more greats) grand mother.

But what if that was a lie? We know their presence at the party was a front to try to get the BKs to do something reportable to the school administration.

So what if Oisin’s ancient dragon ancestor was actually Kalvaxus?

And he’s covering for himself in the party by using small doses of a Wizard spell component to smoke screen the strings he’s pulling while rattling the emotions of people:

Devil’s Honey.