Okay okay, so I spent the last two days reading the entirety of all of the hockey au posts. Amazing. Wonderful. That's some nice LogAngst yah got there. Curious, does The Big Dumb Squad manage to drag the peeps with brain cells into shenanigans? Eg: Virgil, Logan, D.
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alright, so. D likes to pretend that he’s a suave, intelligent, well put-together individual, but give him the proper motive and ample opportunity, and he’s no less chaotic than the No Brain Cell Squad (NBCS)
one time, one of the opposing coaches willfully and belligerently misgendered Joan for the entirety of the game, so D enlisted the help of the NBCS to slash all the tires on the opposing team’s bus
the NBCS commonly enlist D for their more elaborate pranks because of a) his ability to fit in tiny spaces, and b) his lockpicking skills. once, for instance, the NBCS stole a single drawer from the desks of four different professors and swapped them
one time, the NBCS bought $100 worth of cheap, battery-powered alarm clocks and got D to climb up into the university’s vent system to set them in random locations
Virgil’s a bit harder to pull into shenanigans -- especially given his rocky past (and arguably rocky present) with Remus -- but he’s usually game to help mess with Roman
one time, Remus stole Roman’s key ring, and Virgil + the rest of the NBCS proceeded to add 70 keys that were nearly identical to the two keys Roman already had. it took him ten minutes to get into his locker, and then another fifteen to get into his apartment later that day
once, Virgil and the rest of the squad spent an afternoon sewing all the sleeves closed on all of Roman’s long-sleeved shirts
Remus: i need a subtle way to infuriate both D and my brother; Virgil: ziptie all of the scissors in the apartment closed
Logan, the NBCS has learned, will do almost any dumb hijink as long as it can be made into a science experiment
he once helped them rig up a giant slingshot on the ice to see how fast they could launch Payton out of it
i’ve mentioned it before, but Logan will 100% help Jared make stupid, shitty robots if only for the Challenge of a) figuring out how to program them, and b) constructing them out of cheap materials that he can swipe from the robotics club
Jared taught Logan how to make a lil bow and arrow out of a pen, and the squad proceeded to shoot little projectiles at the corkboard hanging in the locker room for like half an hour
