#avengeratheart

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Keyyyyyy, oddinary comes out in like three hours, I’m so excited

it’s gonna actually release at like 1am i think so i have to debate whether to stay up or sleep and listen in the morning but i’m so excited it’s gonna be such a good album. tomorrow this blog is just gonna be an oddinarystan account i’m sorry everyone you have no say in the matter.

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For the hockey au, I need more stories about Remus, Payton, and Jared please. What kinds of crazy stunts do they get up to?

these three should come with a warning

tws: medication mention (and MISUSE of medication)

every time the team makes a 7-Eleven stop, these three idiots will buy large slurpees and have a Brain Freeze Off. last person to quit chugging wins.

payton is incredibly good at these challenges because, and i quote, “can’t freeze what I don’t have, mates” 

jared once mixed his anxiety medication with red bull at remus’s suggestion because they were genuinely curious about what would happen. it was a Bad Experience, 0/10 he would Not recommend

once, payton thought it would be a funny idea to grab the pair of fake handcuffs that he found on remus’s desk and slap them onto jared’s wrist and his own so that they were briefly stuck together. except, Plot Twist, they were Real Cuffs that remus had swiped off a cop, and remus Did Not have the key, so they were stuck together until D returned to pick the lock

these three periodically engage in a full-scale war in the locker rooms wherein they attempt to whip each other with their towels after using the showers

remus once filled the humidifier at jared and payton’s apartment with root beer before exiting stage left

remus once pondered whether or not it was possible to vault someone off of a seesaw. he got to test this with jared and payton that next weekend. (fun fact: it’s not possible at this particular park. they learned that when the seesaw Snapped in Two) 

remus convinced payton to pull him behind his truck on a skateboard while jared watched from the trunk to make sure that remus didn’t Completely Bail. remus had,,, never ridden a skateboard before. so that was fun.

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I abandoned Tumblr for two days and came back to more tapeworm shit, what is happening??? (/lh)

TO BE DAIR ITS NOT MY FAULT AGAIN

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Keeeyyy, I picked winner’s pov!!!!

IM SO PROUD OF THEM!!!! Honestly they deserve it so much

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Keeeyyy, I’m looping league music again

which one tho that’s the real question.

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Keyyy, did you see the SKZ teaser?

I DID IT LOOKS SO GOOD IM SO EXCITED FOR ODDINARY

Tbh their last comeback wasn’t my favorite and it kinda made me fall away from skz but literally this shot made me go “holy fucking shit”

everything went so quick i had to rewatch it a few times and keep pausing but it looks SO GOOD

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Kai for the playlist? Unless you want to do my username instead

i’m almost out of good “a” songs so kai it is!

K- Kids Again by Artist vs Poet

A- Always by Blink 182

I- I’ll Make It Up To You by Imagine Dragons

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I’ve been looping Burn Out imagine dragons for roughly two days now and idk how yet but I’m sure it’s your fault (/lh)

i was looping hear me yesterday they’re just easily loopable songs. my agenda on this blog is to eventually have enough of you here that we can buy out an entire concert and ask the band to play minecraft.